Report Suggests: Kim Jong Un executed another top aide

You don't want to be in this circle

If you want job security, don't work for President Trump. If you want job security and you also don't want to disappear from the face of the earth, don't work for Kim Jong Un.

A key official of Kim's inner circle and considered a powerful military figure is nowhere to be found. He has disappeared from public life, nobody in North Korea is talking about him, as if he never existed, and rumors are flying that he was executed by a North Korean death squad after allegations of bribery, according to recent reports.

Hwang Pyong-so, a Vice Marshall who was in the highest position of North Korea's military, hasn't been seen since Friday the 13th of October.

The situation regarding Hwang's troubles with the corpulent leader Kim, surfaced in mid-November when South Korea's spy agency reported that Hwang and his deputy, Kim Won-hong (no relation to North Korean porn star, Won Hong-lo) were expelled from the military's General Politico Bureau and "punished."


North Korean punishment generally consists of being forced to go pogo-sticking in a mine field or playing "Dodge Mortar," a game devised by Kim Jong Un.

"If Hwang was indeed kicked out of the Workers' Party, it would practically mean the end of his political career, and possibly his life, though it is unknown whether or not he is still alive," South Korea's JoongAng Daily reported.

Kim Won-hong was reportedly sentenced to a North Korean prison camp, but they say the food isn't as good as one might expect in a North Korean prison camp. 

But Hwang probably came in last in "Dodge Mortar," or the infamous firing squad, if Kim's recent history can be used as a measure of probability. After all, Kim had Uncle Jang Song Thaek executed by firing squad.

One thing is for certain, once President Trump gets NBA star Dennis Rodman involved, we'll get down to the bottom of this because Dennis is best friends with Kim and anything can be solved with big balls on a basketball court.

One possible sign that Hwang is worm food is the visit Kim made to Mount Paektu. Kim usually goes to the sacred mountain before making important decisions, like Pop and Grand Dad used to do.

In November 2013, Kim visited the mountain with his aides, and in December, he ordered the deaths of several officials, including Uncle Jang, who he branded "worse than a dog" and a "despicable human scum." The bodies were then lit on fire with flamethrowers, to satisfy Kim's psychopathic needs.

Kim also made the famous trip to the mountain just before executing his former defense chief Hyon Yong-chol in April 2015, for leaving the seat up in the royal palace.


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