Islamic preacher says without a beard, men are sex animals

A Muslim preacher from Turkey says that a man without a beard is a man without sexual censorship. A beardless man would have "indecent thoughts" and how he knows this, well, he must have shaved once or twice.

The religious preacher has the theory that men without beards look like women [to him I suppose] and thus trigger other men to have "indecent thoughts."

In fact, this Muslim preacher, Murat Bayaral (rhymes with "oral") said that beardless men "cannot be distinguished from women," and he has often found himself mounting a man by mistake, and had "indecent thoughts" as he did so.

According to Newsweek, Bayaral explained to Fatih Medreseleri (rhymes with "Fat Made Yer Celery") a religious TV station in Turkey, that "men should grow beards" because they help "separate men from women."

But a dude under a burka even with a beard still looks like a woman under a burka without one.

Men bonding or women chatting?

It's rumored that Bayaral has ongoing dreams about his country's leader, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, a pretty man who sports no beard.

"[Beards are] one of the two body parts that separate men from women," the preacher said.

"For example, if you see a man with long hair from afar, you might think he is a woman if he does not have a beard," the genius said. "Because nowadays, women and men dress similarly. God forbid! You could be possessed by indecent thoughts."

Certain fruits have also been known to cause this preacher to have indecent thoughts. Can you guess which ones?

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