Global warming driving record snowfall in Alaskan mountains

Snowfalls atop Alaskan mountain range have doubled since the beginning of the industrial age, which proves global warming is real . . . at least climate change is real.

The fact that the snow has double lends some evidence that climate change can trigger major increases in regional precipitation, according to research published in the journal Scientific Reports on Tuesday.

The study, conducted by researchers from Dartmouth College (go Big Green!) the University of Maine (go Black Bears!) and the University of New Hampshire (go Wildcats!) shows levels in the Alaska Range at the highest in no less than 1,200 years, (or 438,000 days, or 10,512,000 hours), averaging about 18 feet per year from around 8 feet per year from 1600 to 1840.

"We were shocked when we first saw how much snowfall has increased," said Erich Osterberg, assistant professor of earth sciences at Dartmouth College and a flaming liberal who is the principal investigator for the research. "We had to check and double-check our results to make sure of the findings," Osterberg asserted, as if scientists before him never double-checked.

So it isn't the cold weather that brings the snow; it's the warm weather.

Now that we see clearly the earth is warming we must immediately do everything we can to prevent this from happening.  I suggest that we:

a) use paper, never plastic b) recyclec) reduce bovine flatulenced) go vegane) consider going transgender--it won't stop global warming but it's now the cool thing to dof) finally, identify as a planet unto yourself. This way you can cool off in the shower when fear of global warming overcomes you

Please, if you can think of another way to prevent global warming or climate change, write it in the comment section below after clicking on one of the ads on this blog, as that will help me go on a Caribbean vacation and get away from all this snow.



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