May Day brings tears to Sanders' eyes

Commies and die-hard socialists from around the world celebrated May Day events, an event that began May 1, 1886, when over 300,000 workers in 13,000 businesses across the US walked off their jobs in the first May Day celebration ever.

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In Russia, tens of thousands of people marched out of step across Red Square in a pro-Kremlin workers' rally. They carried the Russian tricolor and balloons. The event was staged by the ruling United Russia party and forgot to criticize Putin for failing to create decent living standards, as is typical of communist economics, or commie-nomics.

Bernie Sanders, who is too busy campaigning in his bid to ruin America, was unable to have attended the event, but said that "Watching awl of those dedicated people marching together brought tears to my eyes."

Mr. Sanders is 74 and is not expected to win the nomination but promises to do as much economic damage to the country while there is breath in his body.

In Istanbul, the Turkish May Day celebration was punctuated by blasts from water cannons to disperse dozens of demonstrators. 

Fistfights broke out between police and leftist demonstrators who were trying to reach Taksim Square, a place where 34 people were killed in a 1977 protest. 

Turkish car bomb celebration

In Istanbul's Sisli and Bakirkoy districts, police used tear gas and water cannons to disrupt protesters. They also arrested 36 others who were creating havoc. In all, 15,000 copss and 120 water cannons were used in Istanbul.

Marches were held in other parts of Turkey but were cancelled in Gaziantep after a car bomb attack on a police station. The Sanders team denies any involvement in that incident.

Manila, Philippines saw about 2,000 protesters fighting with riot cops using water cannons and shields in order to keep the crazies from getting to the U.S. Embassy. Had they reached the Embassy, both Hillary Clinton nor John Kerry would have managed to find the appropriate video to be used as an excuse.

Some of the Manila protesters broke through police lines and began punching cops and hitting a fire truck with wooden sticks. The truck suffered mild contusions.

No arrests were made and the rally ended about two hours later.

In Taipei, Taiwan's capital, labor unions marched in the streets calling on government to reduce working hours and increase wages, not unlike the Sanders' plan.

Workers also demanded an extra five weeks paid vacation, a clothing allowance, free medical care, free tuition for them and their family, free housing, free dental, a company car, free lunch for all employees, twenty additional sick days, season tickets to all home games, and a color TV.

This brought yet another tear to Bernie's eye.




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