This food tastes funny

Ramadan is a holy month for Muslims, and since ISIS is made up of Muslims (who don't understand the Koran as well as David Cameron, John Kerry, and Barack Obama) the ISIS jihadists fast during the day and break the fast after sunset. 

At least that part of Islam they understand--it's the stuff that their prophet did and said they should do that they don't understand--where is Imam Obama when you need him?

Back in the Iraqi city of Mosul, 45 fast-breaking, Islamic State, jihadists, ate a Ramadan meal that was heavenly. In fact, it send 45 of them straight to what they consider to be heaven, but according to normal religions, it is more likely the other place where they are heading.

Saeed Mamozeny, a spokesman for the Kurdish Democratic Party (where Debbie Wasserman Schultz dares not venture to go) said that 145 ISIS terrorists ate the iftar meal, (the traditional evening meal where they gorge themselves until they can't stuff their mouths any more) and soon thereafter, only 100 of these scumbags were still alive. (I am paraphrasing Mamozeny slightly.)

It isn't known if the jihadists for Islam and Mohammad were intentionally poisoned or if it was merely food poisoning. Either way, as Martha Stewart would say, "It's a good thing."  

The Islamic State is not new to being the target of food poisoning. Last November, Free Syrian army militants infiltrated an ISIS camp, posed as cooks and poisoned their lunches.

Ironically, poisoning was how Mohammed was allegedly killed. Actually, he died of pleurisy but blamed poisoning by a Jewish woman as the cause. The all-knowing prophet could have used WebMD.


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