Monkey see, monkey do students say statue will cause them to commit suicide

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Pea-brained students at a British university have loudly protested over a statue of a person standing on the edge of the library roof in a pose that appears it looks like it's about to jump off the building. Some students say it's a "poor choice" because it promotes their sheepish stupidity and might cause them to do what the statue apparently wants to do.

Young schmucklets at the University of East Anglia (UEA) don't think they can keep from leaping to their horrible deaths after looking at the statue by popular artist Antony Gormley. 

The "Gormster" is best known for his Angel of the North statue, obviously having nothing at all to do with Kim Jong Un. The new statue entitled: "Jump, You Chicken, Jump!" [not really] has convinced the more dim-witted amongst the students that the statue is a real dude. 

A university spokesman defended the work of art saying the statue is "thought-provoking and offer both spectacle and surprise," and if a student jumps off the building because the statue told him to, well nothing would have saved the idiot in the first place.

"Is this some sort of sick joke?" one fragile snowflake posted on Instagram, whose level of Thanatos was shooting off the scales.

Harry T. Dyer tweeted: "Love his work, & it fits with our other sculptures, but I think it's potentially a poor choice, especially at dissertation crunch time . . . " [when suicidal students clearly cannot deal with life].

A UEA grad student, Kimberly Davies told the paper: "It's a bit tactless to put a statue on top of a building filled with people on edge during exam season. Sombreros are a no-no, but making passers-by think someone's about to commit suicide is art--I'm out."

Davies probably loved the sculpture of "Piss Christ."

Maybe it's a bad idea, but seriously--if it can cause students to off themselves, they should be home under the bed, not in a university setting.

This generation is clearly messed up.


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Thousands leave their 'safe spaces' to protest democracy

Thousands of Hillary-loving-Trump-hating "Snowflakes" left their 'safe spaces' to take to the streets in major cities to condemn the not-so United States electoral system for allowing Donald Trump to win the election. 

The Obama divisiveness of the last 8 years have brought his chickens home to roost.

It is estimated that no less than 1,500 gallons of tears have covered the streets in major cities across this once great country of ours, as young women cried hot tears for not electing an angry, lying, thieving, incompetent woman whose husband is a sexual predator who she defends against his victims, and receives huge sums of money from misogynistic countries while pretending to be a woman's advocate. 

Across the country, losers carried flags and anti-Trump signs disrupting traffic because inconveniencing people's lives is a great way to win them over to your point of view. Many of the tearful anarchists said they refuse to accept Trump's win. 

In Chicago, they chanted "Not my president," in English, mostly. 

One Chicago resident said that he thinks Trump will "divide the country and stir up hatred," not realizing that he was stirring up hatred by protesting and that it was Obama who divided the country causing this very protest.

In Manhattan, about 1,000 protesters, a number exceeding most Hillary Clinton rallies, gathered outside Trump Tower as police kept them at bay with barricades.

At Philadelphia's City Hall, hundreds gathered, many who supported Brooklyn's own Bernie Sanders, a guy with an eye on Revolooshin. Some protesters had also supported Hillary, but not by having to physically support her--that was a different group of people she employed.

In Boston, thousands of Soros-funded anarchists gathered on Boston Common to call Trump a racist and carried professionally made signs that read "Impeach Trump." Obviously they don't know you can't impeach someone who isn't in office.

Ah, democracy in bloom. Can you smell the feces yet?

We now have a generation of spoiled children in adult bodies who have to get their wishes realized or they protest and disrupt everyone else who just wants to be left alone.

Donald Trump is an unknown entity as president. Give him a chance.

The only thing Hillary Clinton has accomplished recently is an uncanny ability to stay out of prison.



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