Reid and Biden: 2 Pods with Pea Brains

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (Duh-NV) spoke on Thursday to a group of Asian businessmen and women at a meeting sponsored by the Las Vegas Asian Chamber of Commerce. The purpose of his being there was to convince the group to endorse Lucy Flores (Duh) for Lieutenant Governor of Nevada.

In true Reid form, his tongue went into gear before he engaged his brain, but because of this, his true feelings were exposed. "I don't think you're smarter than anybody else, but you've convinced a lot of us you are," Reid said in a serious-as-Ebola-tone.