Guy steals car to go to court for car theft

Hartford, CT -- A Hartford man and likely candidate for the local Democratic Party, Jonathan Rivera, had a date in court for stealing a car. In order to make it to his trial on time, Rivera stole another car, police said.

Rivera, 25, [with matching IQ] was at Superior Court in Hartford on Wednesday to answer a charge of first-degree larceny and tampering with a motor vehicle involving the theft of a car on February 17.

While the car-thief [which is another name for socialist] waited to appear before the judge, the Hartford Parking Authority agents scanned license plates for parking violators and got a hit on a white 2014 Subaru Legacy parked near the courthouse.

The plates were reported stolen and the car itself had been stolen from Newington because a key fob was left in it.

Police staked out the car, and when the genius Rivera left court and got in, they arrested him.

He was charged with second-degree larceny and taking a motor vehicle without the owner's permission. He was also charged with blatant stupidity and a serious contender for the Darwin Awards, which is usually award posthumously. 



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