Gov. Cuomo and Melissa DeRosa fly off together after his resignation

See how it's done? My headline makes it sound as if Melissa DeRosa and Andrew Cuomo have something prurient going on between them. I have zero information that it's true, knowing Cuomo, it's a coin flip. But this is exactly how fake news gets you to believe things they create from whole cloth, like, um, Trump colluding with Russia.

But the truth is, Cuomo's “enabler-in-chief” Melissa DeRosa was seen by his side Tuesday as he vacated his Manhattan office after announcing his resignation.

DeRosa, 38, resigned as secretary to the governor on Sunday. She was spotted walking with Cuomo, his daughter Michaela Kennedy-Cuomo [who made an announcement that she is "demisexual," which is something even autocorrect has trouble believing. Michaela, 23, explained that the term is described by PFLAG [?] as individuals who only feel sexually attracted to someone when they have an emotional bond with the person. So a demisexual person can be straight, bisexual, pansexual (loves to cook) and even gay. Michaela explains that she is willing to have sex with either gender but needs to feel something about the person she is willing to have sexual congress with. On the other hand, her father apparently only goes for women, particularly young ones.]

Also boarding the chopper was Stephanie Benton, Cuomo's office director, whose sexual identity is not known nor her personal pronoun preferences. 

DeRosa resigned from her role as secretary to the governor on Aug. 8, 2021 but did not say when her last day would be.

DeRosa has been facing public criticism after Attorney General Letitia James revealed she played an active role in both going after or dismissing the women who said they were sexually harassed by Cuomo. She has not yet addressed her role in the scandal nor speak of her resignation.

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Michaela Cuomo is "demisexual" and knows what it means

Demi "Sexual" Moore

New York Gov. Andrew 'Covid' Cuomo's (D) youngest daughter, Michaela, declared herself a "demisexual," and in spite of that, autocorrect does not accept her claim.

So while Uncle Chris came out of his basement, pretending he stayed there with Covid until it was gone [he lied] Michaela Kennedy-Cuomo, 23, came out of the proverbial 'closet' on Instagram and declared her specific sexual orientation, or disorientation, as it were.

Last month she came out as "queer," but this week she declared herself "demisexual."

"Demisexual people only feel sexually attracted to someone when they have an emotional bond," according to WebMD and most normal people who don't see sexual partners as puppet meat. But let's face it, nowadays people can be sexually attracted to a bowl of cucumbers, so let's give Michaela the kudos she so desperately seems to crave.

Kudos Michaela.

To be honest, when I first read the word 'demisexual' I immediately pictured Demi Moore in "Striptease." But I was wrong and should read more WebMD posts.

According to Michaela, she worried about her sexual preference(s) while in school.

"When I was in elementary school, I feared that I was lesbian. When I was in middle school, I came out to my family and close friends as bisexual. When I was in high school, I discovered pansexuality and thought, ‘That’s the flag for me.’ And I’ve recently learned more about demisexuality, and have believed that that identity resonates with me most," she said on a livestream with Donato Tramuto, the former CEO of Tivity Health, a former Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and a donor to the Robert F. Kennedy Center, which employs her mother, Kerry Kennedy.

Michaela said she "always dreamed of a world in which nobody will have to come out, because everybody’s sexuality will be assumed fluid […] but in a world that force-feeds cisgender heterosexuality, coming out of the closet is a lifelong process of unpacking internalized social constructions and stigmas."

Fluid? Yuck.

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