Matt Damon refuses to MAGA--plans to stay in USA

Sadly, make-believe worker, Matt Damon, is no longer planning on moving to Australia and Make America Great Again. He either changed his mind or was simply making believe, since having a hissy-fit over President Trump still being president.

The Daily Telegraph in Sydney reported that Damon was buying a home in Byron Bay near another person who pretends to be someone he's not, Chris Hemsworth, but alas, Damon is remaining here.

His spokesperson Jennifer Allen said Damon has been to Australia on many occasions recently, but he has not purchased a home there nor is he relocating and thus be Making America Great Again.

Damon reportedly told his progressive friends and colleagues he wanted to leave the United States of America because he disagrees with President Trump's policies, such as the tax cuts, building a wall, enhancing the military with new equipment, and adherence to immigration laws, for example.

Allen wrote in an email about the rumored expatriation of the USA by Damon: "He's not moving out of the U.S."

Damon is a long-time Democrat who energetically supported Hillary Clinton's failed campaign for the presidency, which Damon, Clinton and her supporters still cannot accept.

Hopefully she will run again in 2020.


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Damon will make America great again--he's moving to Australia

Matt Damon is no Jason Bourne. He only has make believe courage and he's an incredible hypocrite to boot, flying around in his private jet an flipping more carbon into the atmosphere in a week than a small village in the outback does in a year.

The snowflake is moving to Australia because, he says he's fed up with President Trump, which means he's fed up with states inside the edges of our coasts because that's who voted for him.

Sadly, he refuses to give up his US citizenship because he knows he has a good thing.

Damon, 47, bought property in Byron Bay, New South Wales and he'll be bumping elbows with his next door neighbor Chris Hemsworth, whom he appeared in "Thor: Ragnarok," which is ancient Norwegian for "Thor: Meets Reagan."

So the person who makes his living pretending to be someone else and say things written for him is finally making America Great Again, now that he's leaving. A source told Page Six: "Matt's telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he' moving the family to Australia" because he disagrees with Trump's conservative policies that protects people from having their earned wages handed out to others.

The source continued: "Matt's saying the move will not impact his work--as he will travel [by carbon farting] jet to wherever his projects are shooting. He's also telling friends he wants to have a safe place to raise the kids." He has four children with his wife Luciana Barroso.

Hopefully, no dingos will be in the area he intends to move to, and he also will not have to deal with stupid comments he made about the wave of Hollywood sexual assault allegations.

On ABC, he said the #MeToo allegations should be judged on a "spectrum of behavior," and then removed his head from his nether regions on NBC's "Today" and said of the statement: "I really wish I'd listened a lot more before I weighed in on this. Ultimately, what it is for me is that I don't want to further anybody's pain with anything that I do or say [except for the president]. And so for that I'm really sorry."

Damon's last film, "Downsizing," was a piece of cow plop and a financial failure.

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Hollywood eats its own

There's a petition going around Tinseltown to remove Matt Damon from the majority female cast of "Ocean's 8," a chick flick that empowers women.

So far there are 17,000 signatures calling for Damon's removal--it's like the Hollywood snake eating its own tail and it's delicious.

The movie reboot stars Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway and even more and more women. It was "supposed to be an empowering film for women," the petition states, and goes on to say that Damon "not only ignored but enabled his friend Harvey Weinstein's inappropriate behavior."

Which is actually a considerably weak statement, because if the allegations are found to be true, Weinstein's behavior is criminal.

The petition alleges that Damon tried to squash a New York Times report in 2004 detailing instances whereby Weinstein used his status as a studio executive to harass and assault women. Damon, of course, denied trying to kill the story and said he didn't even know about the allegations against the Hollywood mogul mongrel who helped launch his career.

Damon also was slammed last week for telling ABC News that there was a "spectrum of behavior" and that not all inappropriate sexual behavior was the same thing. He said that there's a "difference between, you know, patting someone on the butt and rape or child molestation, right?"

Well, as much as I hate to admit it, Damon is correct. We are lately tending to paint all sexual misbehavior with the same brush. Yes, there is a difference between patting a butt and rape, and both should be punished, but not with the same punishment. 

Patting should be punished with job loss; rape with life loss.

The petition reads: "Damon's inclusion (in the movie) would trivialize the serious nature of the charges against sexual abusers like Weinstein--a show of massive disrespect for the brave women speaking out."

Damon's buddy, Ben Affleck, and Affleck's brother Casey, have also been accused publicly of sexual misconduct, according to the AFP.

It's beginning to look like there will be no men left in Hollywood and politics once the smoke clears.



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