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Thursday, January 1, 2026

"Javid Shah!" Iranians calling for return of Pahlavis, their king

Reza Pahlavi

In the streets of Iran, a phrase once banished to the whispers of exile and treason, has roared back into the open: “Javid Shah” – Long Live the Shah.

What was for decades politically radioactive is now echoing through Tehran, Isfahan, Mashhad, Ahvaz, Hamadan, and even the clerical stronghold of Qom. Videos smuggled out of the country show crowds chanting it without fear, alongside calls for the overthrow of the Islamic Republic and open support for the exiled Pahlavi dynasty. For a regime whose entire legitimacy rests on the destruction of that dynasty and the systematic erasure of its memory, this is an existential threat. It signals that public fury has transcended complaints about prices or policy and become a wholesale rejection of the theocratic order itself.

The unrest began when Tehran’s bazaari merchants, that ancient and formidable class, shuttered their shops in response to the catastrophic collapse of the rial, which at one point traded at over 1.4 million to the dollar on the open market against an official rate of 42,000. 

Economic despair, long simmering, exploded into outright defiance. But the slogans quickly outgrew mere grievances over bread and butter. Crowds chanted, "This is the final battle! Pahlavi will return," and "The shah will return to the homeland, and Zahhak (despot) will be overthrown," drawing on the ancient Persian myth of the tyrannical Zahhak to cast the current Supreme Leader as the monster of the age. Other voices rang out with "No to Gaza, no to Lebanon, I give my life for Iran," a blunt repudiation of the regime’s lavish funding of foreign proxies while its own people starve.

The security forces have so far responded with restraint: tear gas, water cannons, rubber bullets. Reports speak of at least one death, a Basij militiaman killed in clashes, but the regime seems cautious, offering vague promises of "dialogue" rather than the full brutality it has deployed in the past. 

It knows that excessive force could tip the balance, turning manageable discontent into uncontrollable revolution. Yet the chants already suggest that a deeper shift is underway.To Western ears, "Javid Shah" might sound like a naive plea for literal monarchy restored. In Iran, its resonance is far more profound.


The Islamic Republic has spent forty-six years demonising the Pahlavi era as a time of corruption, foreign subservience, and moral decay. To invoke the Shah now is a deliberate assault on the regime's founding myth. More than that, it expresses a yearning for an Iran rooted in its own pre-Islamic, imperial history, an Iran ruled by kings and emperors for millennia, not by clerics obsessed with a pan-Islamic ummah and the export of revolution. 

The Islamic Republic, should it limp to its fiftieth anniversary in 2029, will still represent less than two per cent of Iran's recorded history. The return of monarchist symbols is a reminder that the clerics are the historical interlopers.

Political change often begins with the breaking of taboos. The Woman, Life, Freedom uprising of 2022 shattered the enforced consensus around compulsory hijab. Now, protesters are reaching for symbols the regime has spent decades trying to bury. When people abandon the language dictated by the state and embrace the forbidden, authority begins to crumble. "Javid Shah" is precisely such a forbidden symbol.

Iran's bazaaris have always been more than traders. For centuries they have been a political force, their strikes capable of paralyzing the economy and shifting the course of history: toppling the Tobacco Concession in the 1890s, driving the Constitutional Revolution, supporting Mossadegh’s oil nationalization, and, most fatefully, helping bring down the monarchy itself in 1978–79 through prolonged closures that starved the Shah’s government of revenue.

Even under the Islamic Republic, born of an alliance between clerics and bazaaris, the merchants have periodically flexed their muscle during economic crises. The question this week was whether their strike was merely about money or something more fundamental. The fact that Pahlavi's name now passes their lips provides the answer.

What makes the present moment especially dangerous for the regime is that the bazaaris are not acting alone. Students, that other historic engine of Iranian upheaval, have joined them. University campuses, once hotbeds of Islamist and leftist fervor that helped destroy the monarchy in 1979, are now filled with young people chanting in support of Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi. For a generation born long after the revolution, the Pahlavi era is not lived memory but a symbol of an Iran free from clerical control, ideological compulsion, and the squandering of national wealth on foreign adventures.

When bazaaris and students align, Iranian governments have rarely survived. In 1979 they combined to fell the Shah. Today they converge against the very system they once helped install.

Against this backdrop, Reza Pahlavi has positioned himself as the natural focal point for a fragmented opposition. In recent months he has grown bolder: calling openly for regime change, convening broad coalitions of dissidents, and outlining principles for a future Iran, territorial integrity, equality, individual liberties, separation of religion and state. He has stressed that any return of monarchy must be decided by referendum and that he seeks no personal power unless freely chosen by the people.
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As protests escalated, he issued a direct appeal: "Today is a time for greater solidarity. I call on all segments of society to join your fellow citizens in the streets and raise your voices demanding the downfall of this system."

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One exiled opposition figure told reporters this week: "It is crystal clear that the population accepts the leadership of Prince Reza Pahlavi… Now it is up to the prince to expand his circle and show that his professional cadres can take over the government. In that case, the military could join the people."

Whether these protests will gather the momentum to topple the regime remains uncertain, but it's looking as if it will. Several police stations have been overrun and burned and clerics are removing their clerical garb and running for the hills.

Repression could yet intensify. But something irrevocable has already happened. On the streets of the Islamic Republic, the people are once again calling for their king. And in a land with such a long memory, that call carries a weight no theocracy can easily dismiss.


Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Iran's Thirsty Mullahs: Tehran on the Brink of Becoming a Ghost Town (If the Ayatollahs Don't Screw It Up Worse)

Cab driver tries to be cool

Picture this: the head honcho at Tehran's Regional Water Company drops a bombshell that's drier than the Sahara after a camel convention. Water levels have tanked 43% from last year, leaving the Amir Kabir Dam gasping at a pathetic 8% capacity. That's not a reservoir; that's a puddle with delusions of grandeur.

Iran's staring down the barrel of its nastiest water meltdown in half a century, and the bigwigs are whispering that Tehran, home to over 10 million Shi'a Muslims crammed into a smog-choked bowl, might turn into a no-go zone if this drought doesn't pack up and hit the road. Because nothing says "stable theocracy" like evacuating your capital over a lack of water.

President Masoud Pezeshkian, the fresh face who's supposed to be the "reformist" flavor of the week, is already waving the white flag. If the skies don't open up by December, he's threatening to ration water in Tehran like it's 1979 all over again, minus the revolution and the killing.

"Even if we do ration and it still does not rain, then we will have no water at all. They (citizens) have to evacuate Tehran," Pezeshkian said on November 6.

The mullahs in charge are sweating bullets here, figuratively of course, since actual sweat might require hydration they don't have. Back in 2021, parched folks in Khuzestan province turned water woes into full-on street brawls that made the regime's riot squads earn their keep. 

And don't forget 2018, when farmers, those salt-of-the-earth types who keep the falafel flowing, rioted over the ayatollahs' five-star water-hoarding habits. History's got a funny way of rhyming when your leaders treat aquifers like personal slush funds. 

This mess isn't all La Niña's fault, though a 40% rainfall nosedive over the last few months sure didn't help. Nope, it's the perfect storm of scorching summer heat and Iranians guzzling water like it's the last non-sanctioned soda on earth.


(People shop water storage tanks following a drought crisis in Tehran, Iran, November 10, 2025. Photo credit: MAJID ASGARIPOUR/WANA (WEST ASIA NEWS AGENCY) VIA REUTERS)By REUTERS, November 12, 2025, 17:14

Decades of the regime's greatest hits, slapping up dams willy-nilly, letting every uncle with a shovel drill illegal wells like it's, well, a national pastime, and farming techniques that make Vegas fountains look efficient, have sucked the aquifers bone-dry. Dozens of critics and water wonks have been complaining about it on state TV lately, turning every panel show into a blame-fest that's about as productive as a unicorn rodeo.

Pezeshkian's crew is pointing fingers everywhere but the mirror: "policies of past governments, climate change, and over-consumption." 

Nothing screams "global warming" like your nuclear program boiling off the groundwater.

No riots in the streets yet (knock on parched wood), but Iranians are already lugging around an economy that's been U.S. sanctions'd into a sad trombone solo, all thanks to that whole "we totally aren't building nukes, pinky swear" saga. Toss in chronic water taps playing hide-and-seek, and you've got families one dry spell away from snapping. 

The clerical overlords are juggling this while dodging Uncle Sam's stink-eye over their uranium hobbies. Iran denies seeking nuclear weapons, naturally, because why admit to the thirst trap when you can deny it with a straight face?

From Tehran's swanky high-rises to dusty backwater burgs, the dry spell's hitting like Will Smith on the face of Chris Rock. 

Iran’s National Water and Wastewater Company is pooh-poohing any "official" rationing talk in Tehran, but hey, they're cool with nightly pressure drops that could flatline to zilch in spots, per state media. It looks like "reduced pressure" is bureaucrat-speak for "enjoy your sponge bath, comrades."

Pezeshkian tried the tough-love angle back in July, wagging a finger at the guzzlers. Water bosses chimed in: 70% of Tehranites are slurping over the "standard" 130 liters a day. Shocking. It must be all that virtue-signaling hydration.

Tehran's reservoirs are hovering at about half-mast, because why fill 'er up when you can let her leak?

Iranians have been yo-yoing through blackouts, gas hiccups, and water whiplash every peak season lately. It's like the universe's idea of a subscription box from hell.

"It's one hardship after another--one day there’s no water, the next there's no electricity. We don't even have enough money to live. This is because of poor management," said schoolteacher and mother of three Shahla, 41, by phone from central Tehran.

State media last week trotted out Mohammadreza Kavianpour, big cheese at Iran’s Water Research Institute, to confirm the doom-scroll: Last year's rain was 40% below the 57-year norm, and the forecast's drier than a martini shaken by Bond. Dry till December's end, baby.

Tehran's lifeline is five reservoirs slurping from out-of-town rivers. Inflow's deader than disco. Behzad Parsa, Tehran's water whisperer, spilled last week: Levels down 43% year-over-year, Amir Kabir Dam limping at 14 million cubic meters, 8% full. 

The whole system's dipped from a comfy 500 million cubic meter dream to a measly 250 million reality. At guzzle-speed, that's two weeks tops before the well runs . . . well, dry. 

But it ain't just the capital's cocktail party that's canceled. Across Iran, 19 mega-dams, fully10% of the fleet, have gone full Sahara. In Mashhad, the holy hub for 4 million pilgrims and kebab fans, reserves are sub-3%. That's not a city; that's a thirst trap.

"The pressure is so low that literally we do not have water during the day. I have installed water tanks, but how long can we continue like this? It is completely because of the mismanagement," said Reza, 53, in Mashhad. He said it was also affecting his carpet-cleaning business. Like the others Reuters spoke to, he declined to give his family name. Smart man: snitches get stitches, or worse, a midnight knock from the morality police. Climate Change or just Mullah-Mismanaged Mayhem?

This follows a summer of temperatures that made Satan sweat, plus power cuts that turned AC dreams to dust. July and August were emergency "holidays" to sip less and sweat more; schools, banks, and bureaucrats shuttered as mercury hit 122°F in spots. (That's 50°C for the metric purists; either way, it's oven mitts or bust.)

Authorities blame climate change for turbo-evaporating everything wet. Fair enough, but some rags are roasting the regime's eco-fumbles: Crony hires who couldn't manage a kiddie pool, and treating water like a political piñata. The government's scoffing because accountability is for us infidels.

"In the past, people would go out to the desert to pray for rain,” said Mehdi Chamran, head of Tehran’s City Council, state media reported. "Perhaps we should not neglect that tradition." Hey, when your five-year plans flop harder than a fish on Astroturf, why not crowdsource miracles? 

Authorities are slapping Band-Aids: Pressure tweaks, reservoir roulette to pipe H2O into Tehran, making public service announcements. 

"Too little, too late. They only promise, but we see no action," said a university teacher in the city of Isfahan, who asked not to be named lest he be killed for having an opinion. "Most of these ideas are not doable." Classic: The ayatollahs' fix is as reliable as gas station sushi. 

Iran's got bigger fish to fry, like not imploding under a combo of sanctions, nukes, and now Noah's Ark regrets. But if history's any guide, this drought could be the spark that lights the powder keg. 

Let's keep an eye on this clusterfrack folks. It's going to get very interesting.

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