Showing posts with label Marty Feldman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marty Feldman. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Illegal Calif. Chinese-run biotech firm had engineered mice for evil


An illegal biotech laboratory in California was being used to bioengineer and infect about 1,000 mice with diseases including HIV, E. Coli, Covid-19 and malaria. The lab was covertly operated by China and if you believe their intentions were honorable, you might find yourself voting for Gavin Newsom in the upcoming presidential election in which President Biden will probably not be running, or even tripping over.

The secret lab was discovered in Reedley, California in a warehouse after a garden hose gave it away as it was illegally attached to the building.

“There was a special room that was built housing about 1000 white lab mice,” a city manager, Nicole Zieba, told a local news outlet. “This is an unusual situation. I’ve been in government for 25 years. I’ve never seen anything like this,” she added. 

According to Zieba at least 200 mice were found dead while the remaining ones were euthanized by the county.

The Chinese-run company, Prestige Biotech was the biggest creditor of Universal Meditech, a now defunct company and has now taken over control. It does not have a license to operated in California.

Wang Zhaolin, a spokesman for Prestige Biotech, told the San Joaquin Valley Sun that the mice “were genetically engineered to catch and carry the Covid-19 virus,” the newspaper reported. Court documents further showed that the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) conducted tests on the more than 800 chemicals found at the site and that over 20 infectious agents were found present, including Hepatitis B and C, streptococcus pneumonia, chlamydia, transgenderism, rubella, and Herpes 1 and 5.

“Certain rooms of the warehouse were found to contain several vessels of liquid and various apparatus,” one document reads. “Fresno County Public Health staff also observed blood, tissue and other bodily fluid samples and serums; and thousands of vials of unlabeled fluids and suspected biological material.”

A hunchback boss-eyed man who closely resembled Marty Feldman was seen teetering up a flight of stone stairs as he made his way elsewhere with a mouse in hand saying to observers, "Walk this way," which they did.

But really now, when are we going to take the threat China poses to us seriously?


Saturday, November 11, 2017

Top 3 actors NOT accused of sexual misconduct

As Hollywood goes berserk and paranoid over myriad allegations of sexual misconduct claims, there are still a tiny handful of actors who have escaped the pointed fingers of women who say they've been wronged.

The list of men who have not been accused of exposing themselves, tried to kiss women who they had power over, asked for a helping hand with their junk, rubbed up against them in their set trailer or touched them inappropriately, is comprised of three great actors. 

These men who have distinguished themselves on the silver screen and television, and while their names may no longer be household names, mainly because all three are dead, we can look at them as role models for future Hollywood performers.

I give you: Gabby Hayes, Marty Feldman and Don Knotts.

Not even one of these men ever kissed, fondled, flirted or acted in a lude way with a woman. They are the best of what Hollywood can offer and we salute their memory.

Rest in peace, you old whippersnappers.


FBI evidently confronted Eric "Boom Boom" Swalwell over the weekend and hoo boy

It has been a rough stretch for former Rep. Eric "Boom Boom" Swalwell . You know, the guy who's known for the fart heard round...