Bob Dylan used a cheat sheet

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Bob Dylan recently won the Nobel Prize for Literature without ever having written a book. Now he is accused of lifting portions of he lecture from SparkNotes. 

The singer talked about three books he allegedly read and had the biggest impact on his life. One of these was Herman Melville's "Moby Dick." In fact, he quoted a passage from the novel--but it isn't actually from the novel. 

It's from the SparksNotes, a website that helps students use a shortcut on major works of literature and other topics when they don't want to read the full book.

Writer Ben Greenman initially called attention to the singer's lecture in his June 6 blog post that Dylan seemed to have invented a passage from "Moby Dick." He also discussed "The Odyssey," by Homer and "All Quiet on the Western Front," by Erich Maria Remarque.

Andrea Pitzer wrote a Slate article on Tuesday stating that Dylan's quote was not in "Moby Dick" but was clearly a line from the SparkNotes summary of the book.

Dylan said: "Some men who receive injuries are led to God, others are led to bitterness."

SparkNotes said: "someone whose trials have led him toward God rather than bitterness."

Pitzer and the Associated Press verified 20 additional sentences with traces and phrases from the "Moby Dick" SparkNotes.

At least there were no sentences that were verbatim from SparkNotes, but even a high school student is smart enough not to copy verbatim.

In the past, Dylan had been accused of pilfering lines from older artists for his songs, though his fans tend to dismiss it as the common borrowing of the folk-and-blues genre he drew his music from.

Dylan recorded the lecture in Los Angeles and gave it to the Swedish Academy, and they called it "extraordinary" and "eloquent" [I call it 'something borrowed, something blue'].

In order to collect the $922,000 in prize money, the lecture is required. 

You cannot tell the Nobel Committee "the dog ate my lecture."



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Racist Bob Dylan won't meet with Obama

Folk rock and whatever he wants to sing singer Bob Dylan (aka Robert Zimmerman--no relation to George Zimmerman) to his credit, skipped the phony Nobel Prize in Literature award ceremony, and now he skipped the President Barack Obama "I know lots of important entertainers" ceremony to honor him along with other Nobel Prize winners. 

President Obama, you may recall, received the Nobel Peace Prize very soon after being sworn in as POTUS. Since that time, he has droned the crap out some terrorists while inviting others for tea and crumpets at the White House. 

White House spokes robot Josh Notso Earnest says "unfortunately, for those of you wondering, Bob Dylan will not be at the White House today, so everybody can relax."

And while Earnest said that Bob didn't give a reason, some speculate that, as an ardent Trump supporter who wants to make America great again, the singer would rather not pretend to enjoy the company of such a rich phony.

Democrats will now have the opportunity to label Mr. Dylan a racist.

Perhaps the reason he refused to see Obama is blowin' in the wind.



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