Freedom From Religion Attacks Again

Tried out for waterboy: no luck

Those brave, kooky folks at the Wisconsin atheist group known as Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) are at it again, this time asserting their God-given right to be offended at a teenage football team, called the Seminoles, in Sanford, Florida.

One of the kids got hurt on the gridiron and was being tended to by the coaches and trainers. Upon seeing the severity of the situation, the team took a knee, bowed their heads and silently prayed for their injured teammate.

Well, imagine the insult and mental anguish those poor atheists must have felt knowing that a bunch of kids believed in a higher being. They were offended, outraged, and determined to put an end to the Seminole's Freedom OF Religion.