Groping, Hoping, and Rope-a-Doping

I enjoy and occasional grope

Mayor Bob Filner (D) of San Diego, has been accused of groping women who worked for him. He refuses to resign, and who can blame him when you have Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer back in the political fray? The Democrats love these guys--Weiner and Spitzer are both running in front of their campaign competition and Filner figures his chances of staying a top Democrat is almost assured now that he's cool with the left. There is no sexual indiscretion too big, not salacious act too vulgar, no marital impropriety too hurtful that it cannot be overlooked by Democrats or even made to be cool.