Al Qaeda leader "French Fried"

Dead-eye Dickwad, (aka Mokhtar Belmokhtar) the slithering one-eyed Al Qaeda leader, may have been killed by French frying airstrikes over Libya, Pentagon sources told Fox News. 

French fighter jets based on the carrier Charles de Gaulle in the Mediterranean are flying sorties over southern Libya and French fried Mokhtar, whose first name comes from his last name because his parents had no imagination.

The U.S. has targeted the one-eyed scumcrumpet twice in the past two years, but he was a slippery snake and cheated death.

"It looks like he is dead this time," said one US official. 

Let's hope he stays that way as he joins hands with the late, not so great Fidel Castro in hell.

The actual timing of the airstrike was not revealed as officials decided to take Donald Trump's lead on the secrecy thing he has with military and IRS matters.

Belmokhtar was the leader of Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, or AQIM, where the men are men and the camels wear lipstick. In January 2013, Belmokhtar led a group of AQIM terrorists who kidnapped hundreds of workers at an Algerian gas plant, along with dozens of foreigners. After a 4-day standof, Algerian forces stormed the plant, killing 32 jihadists, but 7 hostages were also killed, including one American.

White House and Pentagon officials refused to comment on the strike as well as the French Ministry of Defense.

Belmokhtar's last words, according to one source was: "Ow, my eye, my eye."



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American aid worker kidnapped in Niger

An American citizen working for a non-governmental organization "JEMED" has reportedly been kidnapped in Abalak, in the Tahoua region of Niger, according to The Long War Journal. This is the same region of Niger as last weeks attack on a Malian refugee camp.

The American works on behalf of YWAM (Youth with a Mission) an American NGO and the bodyguard and Nigerian national guard were killed during the kidnapping.

According to Nigerian government sources, the kidnappers would head north to Tchintabaraden and finally to the Malian border. This was later confirmed by France24.

It was also confirmed that the American had been living in Niger since the 1990's.

Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM) has been responsible for several kidnappings of Westerners in Niger and they are suspected in yesterday's kidnapping. However, no group has yet claimed responsibility.




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Free Market terrorism, Islamic style

Terrorist groups are like free markets when it comes to terrorism. They are in competition with each other and do their best to out-terrorize their competition in order to increase recruitment. It's now a case of ISIS versus Al Qaeda versus Taliban versus Al Shabaab.

That should tell you a lot about who the lunatics are that join these organizations of death. 

At present count, there are 23 dead after Al Qaeda-linked militants attack upscale Burkina Faso hotel in the capital of Ouagadougou. The group Al Qaeda of Islamic Maghreb (AQIM) claimed responsibility for the carnage. 

And no, Burkinas aren't little burkas.

"Couldn't you find a bigger car?"

Internal Affairs Minister Simon Compaore announced the end of the seige that finally freed 126 hostages, and he said that 3 Muslim jihadists were killed as the government regained control of the Splendid Hotel. He added that at least ten dead were found in the Cappuccino Cafe located just next door to the hotel.

A fourth gunperson (PC alert) had been killed later and two of the Islamic jihadist extremist terrorists were of the "softer, more gentler sex" [my words]. 

In an Arabic message on the militants' "Muslim Africa" Telegram account, it said that fighters had "broke into a restaurant of one of the biggest hotels in the capital of Burkina Faso, and are now entrenched and the clashes are continuing with the enemies of the religion."

Muslim jihadist extremist terrorist spoke by phone later "asserted the fall of many dead Crusaders," AQIM reported.

But liberals throughout the land who have never read Islamic scripture, know that these "extremist" attacks have nothing to do with Islam. They just know it because, hey, Islam is a religion and because it is, it can't be all that bad.

The Pentagon followed the incident closely and said that all Defense officials were accounted for. "We have about 75 U.S. military personnel in Burkina Faso," the official said. "We currently know of one U.S. military member who's embedded with French forces providing advice and assistance to French forces at the hotel."

One witness, a man named Gilbert, said that when the Burkinabe security forces first arrived on scene, when they realized they might get hurt, they headed in the opposite direction rather than get involved in the action.

President Obama would be proud of those security forces and give them a hearty "Inshallah!"

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