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In a stunning display of deal-making genius that has the entire swamp clutching their pearls, President Donald Trump announced he expects a historic peace agreement with Iran to be signed "in a matter of hours" on Sunday, just like several times before.
Trump dropped the bombshell during an interview with Fox News' Trey Yingst, who played the role of professional buzzkill by reminding everyone that Iran has flaked on negotiations at the last minute more times than a flaky Tinder date.
Yingst also pointed out that the whole Israel-Iran tension thing is kind of an "x-factor," especially after Israel had the audacity to strike Hezbollah targets in Beirut, a totally reasonable "red line" for the world's leading sponsor of terrorism.
Earlier Sunday, Trump publicly slammed Israel's actions and demanded that Israel and "all other parties" just knock it off already so he can get back to brokering the greatest peace deal in human history.
Just because they fire rockets at your cities is no reason to fire back at their military.
Trump revealed he got straight on the horn with the Israeli Prime Minister to deliver some classic straight talk right from what sounds like it came from the streets of New York.
"What the f--k are you doing?" Trump says he told Netanyahu.
"That's a very bad word, Donald," Bibi allegedly replied.
But secretly, the two men really like each other and Bibi wished Donny a happy birthday and a hearty mazel tov.
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