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Look, if irony had a hall of fame, James Comey would get a lifetime achievement award for starring in his own sequel: The Tall Scumwafer Strikes Back, Against Himself.
This is the guy who weaponized the FBI into a partisan clown car, chasing ghosts of "Russia collusion" to kneecap Trump while giving Hillary's email server a free pass. And now the DOJ's got him dead to rights on federal charges: lying to Congress and obstructing an investigation over his 2020 Senate testimony. Poetic justice should bring a smile to our collective face.
Comey's big lie was swearing up and down that he never okayed anonymous leaks to the press about Hillary's classified email clusterfrack or the fever-dream Trump-Russia hoax. Yeah, about that...
John Solomon at Just the News drops the hammer with fresh DOJ receipts that make Comey's denials look like amateur hour:
Translation: You didn't just know about the leaks, you cheered them on, you two-faced weasel. Congress got played, the press got fed, and Trump got smeared—all while Comey played 4D chess for a Clinton cabinet spot.
But wait, there's more Monday madness. Comey's lawyers tried the world's saddest Hail Mary: whining that the whole indictment reeks of "vindictive prosecution" courtesy of Trump tweets. DOJ? Not having it. They fired back in court:
"Through a mix of news reports, social media posts, and speculation, the defendant weaves a tale of what he calls 'glaring constitutional violations' that resulted in his indictment for making a false statement to Congress and obstructing a Congressional investigation," prosecutors said in the filing. "When the rigorous legal standard is applied to the facts here, it is clear that the defendant has failed to show the Constitution requires the Court to take the extraordinary step of dismissing this case."
In other words: Cry harder, Jimbo. Trump's posts? Legit beef. Your lies? Felony fuel. Suck it up. Oh, and Exhibit 13 is the cherry on this corruption sundae; a handwritten note on FBI director letterhead proving Comey wasn't just aware of the Russia collusion scam against Trump; he was in on it. Participated, even. The deep state's own Sharpie scribbles, sealing his fate.
As one of the slimiest, most self-righteous relics in the D.C. swamp—yeah, you, "86 47" Comey—you're finally choking on your own tall tales. These emails aren't just harmful; they're a kill shot. Enjoy the view from the defendant's table, buddy. The show's just getting good.
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Comey's big lie was swearing up and down that he never okayed anonymous leaks to the press about Hillary's classified email clusterfrack or the fever-dream Trump-Russia hoax. Yeah, about that...
John Solomon at Just the News drops the hammer with fresh DOJ receipts that make Comey's denials look like amateur hour:
Federal prosecutors revealed Monday they have unearthed a trove of personal emails showing then-FBI Director James Comey openly talked in the days before the 2016 election that he expected to be working soon for President-elect Hillary Clinton and was being kept apprised by a top FBI aide on efforts to anonymously provide information to the news media. Busted. Forgot to delete those from your "Suckers List," Jimmy?Solomon's thread keeps the heat on:
He wrote, “good job my friend!”Defend that one in court, chuckles.And get this, the notes flat-out show Comey was already picking out curtains for his desk in President-elect Hillary Clinton's White House. The same sanctimonious hack who buried her emails and cooked up the Russia frame-job on Trump? He was job-hunting under Her Royal Emailness. They really never saw that "basket of deplorables" coming. Hilarious and downright damning. The DOJ isn't messing around, slamming Comey's perjury straight in their filing:
Halligan's filing said the emails showed Comey was aware of and encouraging Richman's contacts with the media, contrary to his claims to Congress."Consistent with the above-described correspondence, Daniel Richman corresponded extensively with members of the media regarding or on behalf of the defendant, including in an anonymous capacity," the DOJ court filing argued.
Translation: You didn't just know about the leaks, you cheered them on, you two-faced weasel. Congress got played, the press got fed, and Trump got smeared—all while Comey played 4D chess for a Clinton cabinet spot.
But wait, there's more Monday madness. Comey's lawyers tried the world's saddest Hail Mary: whining that the whole indictment reeks of "vindictive prosecution" courtesy of Trump tweets. DOJ? Not having it. They fired back in court:
"Through a mix of news reports, social media posts, and speculation, the defendant weaves a tale of what he calls 'glaring constitutional violations' that resulted in his indictment for making a false statement to Congress and obstructing a Congressional investigation," prosecutors said in the filing. "When the rigorous legal standard is applied to the facts here, it is clear that the defendant has failed to show the Constitution requires the Court to take the extraordinary step of dismissing this case."
In other words: Cry harder, Jimbo. Trump's posts? Legit beef. Your lies? Felony fuel. Suck it up. Oh, and Exhibit 13 is the cherry on this corruption sundae; a handwritten note on FBI director letterhead proving Comey wasn't just aware of the Russia collusion scam against Trump; he was in on it. Participated, even. The deep state's own Sharpie scribbles, sealing his fate.
As one of the slimiest, most self-righteous relics in the D.C. swamp—yeah, you, "86 47" Comey—you're finally choking on your own tall tales. These emails aren't just harmful; they're a kill shot. Enjoy the view from the defendant's table, buddy. The show's just getting good.
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