Harris again asked how she'd differ from Biden--her word salad came with tossed turnips

Vice President Kamala Harris was interviewed by the once funny Stephen Colbert on his eponymously named show on Tuesday. The D.E.I. Veep was asked how she would differ from our alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden and her word salad on the "significance of what this next generation of leadership looks like" did not disappoint.

Earlier the same day, Harris cut a campaign ad for former President Donald Trump when she admitted after engaging both of her brain cells simultaneously, that she would not have done anything differently than the old guy with dementia.

But like the towels in a house of ill repute, Harris changes her answers like clockwork.

"I'm obviously not Joe Biden. But it's important to say with 28 days to go, I'm not Donald Trump," Harris said, proving that she doesn't have a penis, and unlike Trump, she plans to raise taxes, keep the border as wide open [a position she knows well] and further ruin the economy. 

Now grab the Thousand Island dressing--Harris had a brain fart.

 "When we think about the significance of what this next generation of leadership looks like were I to be elected president. It's about, frankly, I love the American people. I believe in our country. … I just believe that we can create and build upon the success we achieved in a way to continue to grow opportunity," she said, sticking to an answer of the question lying lonely in the jasmine of her mind.

She also, by the way, comes from a middle class family in a middle class neighborhood and when you consider the significance of the passage of time, and you know that it's the passage of time that has true significance on things such as nomenclature, you can achieve anything because this is America where time passes and has great significance.

Earlier on Tuesday, Sunny Hostin a co-host of The View asked Harris if she would have "done something differently than President Biden."

"There is not a thing that comes to mind," Harris responded in her signature annoying nasal tone. Perhaps she was being truthful because in order for something to come to mind, one must have one to begin with. She even said that she had  "been a part of most of the decisions that have had impact" during Biden’s tenure and the Trump campaign found itself another top ad.

Kamala Harris is dumb. She is very dumb and perhaps could learn a few things from a box of rocks.

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