Biden claims Ireland is "home" which makes him an illegitimate POTUS

President Joe Biden, 80, claimed that Ireland was his home, which makes him ineligible to be the president of the United States, but as usual, he was lost in the jasmine of his deteriorating mind. He made this false statement during a press conference in Helsinki, Finland just before nearly breaking his butt trying to enter Air Force One to return to his actual home in the US.

The so-called president stopped in Helsinki to meet with Nordic leaders after he had attended the NATO summit in Vilnius, Lithuania, in spite of him thinking he was elsewhere. He mumbled alongside Finnish President Sauli Niinistö, who looked rather furklempt as Biden struggled to speak words that made sense.

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“The minishing of minishers… The miniseries of cola’s daughter of Ireland… You can tell I’m thinking of home. Of the daughter of Iceland…" pic.twitter.com/puzkXWul5n

You can tell that he was thinking of home??? So this decrepit politician was thinking that Ireland was home. 

“The ministry of cola’s the daughter of Ireland — daughter of Ireland, you can tell that’s a Freudian slip, I’m thinking of home — the daughter of Iceland,” Biden said as Niinistö watched. “And I want to say, I think we’ve had a very productive summit.”

Yes, a very productive summit. Can he even slightly summarize what was discussed?

Biden then proceeded to take questions from two pre-selected reporters in the room, after which he got out of Dodge without taking unscripted questions which he would not have been able to answer.

Hours later, as the angry old guy was ready to head back to the US, his feet had failed him once again as he had difficulty dealing with the pesky stairs to Air Force One, in spite of the fact that he was using the shorter staircase to avoid such difficulty.

Biden stumbles a bit as he boards Air Force One — using the smaller stairs — en route to the United States. He took no questions. pic.twitter.com/UxCA75kdQP

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After the first few steps, the president appeared to stumble a bit before righting himself and taking the remaining stairs at a slightly quicker pace, pretending he was spry. In fact, he's been using the shorter stairs more frequently since going ass-over-teakettle onstage at the Air Force Academy in Colorado. [Rumor has it that he may have been chewing gum at the time.]

Reporters asked the affirmative action black lesbian White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre whether the shorter stairs — often used by previous presidents in inclement weather — were being used more often due to the number of times Biden had nearly taken a header on the longer stairs or his recent stumble in Colorado but Jean-Pierre deflected.

“I don’t have any decision process to walk through,” she said. “I’m sure there’s a protocol that’s used for Air Force One, I just don’t have one.”

Decision processes, is an Orwellian term, also known as 'balderdash'. 

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