ISIS recruit hopes to be allowed back into US, only Allah knows why

"Death to America, y'all"

Hoda Muthana, 28, left Alabama in 2014 and joined the Islamic State in the hope of adventure and a little bit of blood lust. She recently told The News Movement from the Roj detention camp in Syria that she wants to return to the US, the Associated Press reported.

"If I need to sit in prison, and do my time, I will do it.… I won’t fight against it," the pretty terrorist said. "I’m hoping my government looks at me as someone young at the time and naive."

Muthana was born in New Jersey and raised by Yemeni immigrants and moved to Alabama. When she was 20, she ran away from home to join ISIS and kill American servicemen and women. She lied to her household, telling them she was going on a school trip but instead flew to Turkey and crossed into Syria. She funded the trip by secretly cashing tuition checks, so she even lied to the people who raised her but expects us to believe her now.

Once she arrived in Syria, Muthana says she was detained in a guest house reserved for unmarried women and children.

"I’ve never seen that kind of filthiness in my life, like there was 100 women and twice as much kids, running around, too much noise, filthy beds," she recalled. But she loved the excitement and thrill of getting her own weapon, maybe get her own weapon and let the heads fall where they may.

She said the only way out was to marry an ISIS fighter, and she eventually married three, giving birth to a child. Her first two husbands, including the father of her son, both died in combat. Muthana says she divorced the third because he wanted a fifth wife and only four was allowed under sharia law.

Now Muthana says that she regrets wanting to kill Americans of every stripe, and hopes to return to the US where she promises to behave herself and not even say anything bad about, you know, the Jews. She now claims to want to be an advocate against terrorism and claims that she was brainwashed by ISIS when she left Alabama to be brainwashed by ISIS in 2014.

The young terrorist-lover had her citizenship revoked in 2016 by the Obama administration. They argued that her birthright citizenship could be revoked because her father was a Yemeni diplomat at the time she was born. When Trump came into office, he agreed with the decision and she remained banned from the land she had wanted to destroy.

Muthana's lawyers have claimed the move was in error, arguing that her diplomatic accreditation ended before she was born. But U.S. courts have upheld the position of the government, while the Supreme Court declined her appeal to hear the case last year.

She is currently in a Syrian detention camp along with thousands of widows of ISIS "martyrs" and their children. Now she claims that SHE WAS THE VICTIM and will advocate against extremism. And she never lies.

"Even here, right now, I can’t fully say everything I want to say. But once I do leave, I will. I will be an advocate against this," she said. "I wish I can help the victims of ISIS in the West understand that someone like me is not part of it, that I as well am a victim of ISIS."

Do you believe her?

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