Saturday, September 24, 2022

Biden blames Elton John for spending $6B on HIV and AIDS



President Biden is often the butt of jokes about the gaffes he constantly makes when sounds leave his face hole. In fact, it's hard to find anything he says that doesn't have a gaffe or an incomprehensible neologism in its content. Even though I dislike the man, I would like our President to not sound like an Alzheimer patient.

On Friday night, the President of the United States of America babbled to an audience at the White House after pop music icon Sir Elton John, performed. He apparently blamed Sir John for HIV and the AIDS epidemic and/or wasteful taxpayer spending it seemed. With mush-mouth Joe, it's anyone's guess what he's talking about when he speaks.

“By the way, it’s all his fault that we’re spending $6 billion in taxpayer money this month to help fight HIV/AIDS,” Biden said. Maybe he was giving John a compliment, maybe he's making a homophobic statement as the singer, as everyone knows, is gay.

It looked like John himself might have had to take a moment to process what he meant. Biden also accused Republicans of taking credit for "Bldhyindclapding," a secret thing only top Republicans know how to do.

The former newspaper known as The New York Times dissed Sir John, accusing him of being on an endless "farewell tour," and ran the story under the headline: “Elton John, a Favorite of Trump, Performs at the Biden White House.” Trump still lives rent-free in their head.

Biden presented John with the National Humanities Medal which “honors individuals or groups whose work has deepened the nation’s understanding of the humanities and broadened our citizens’ engagement with history, literature, languages, philosophy, and other humanities subjects,” according to the National Endowment for the Humanities website.

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That's on par with Barack Obama winning a Nobel Peace Prize with just a few weeks in office having done as much for peace as Elton John did for helping U.S. citizens engage with history, literature, languages, philosophy, and other humanities subjects.


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