Biden appoints Adam Schiff as Czar of the Ministry of Propaganda

Adam Schiff, Ministry of Propaganda Czar

Washington, D.C. -- By Presidential decree, Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) has been appointed Ministry of Propaganda Czar by President Joe Biden, effective immediately.

As a former playwright hopeful, Czar Schiff will be in his element and have the ability to make a huge impact on the direction the country will take in the future. His first piece of business will be disseminating "truth" about former President Donald Trump and the Mar-a-Lago raid.
 

Czar Schiff's duties will include, but not be limited to:

a) access to dossiers of political opponents for future use deemed necessary by the Czar.

b) access to voice recordings on any and all electronic personal assistants such as Amazon Alexa and Google Smart Speaker.

c) personal information on corporate media CEOs, CFOs and COOs and their families.

d) head a creative political writers team and oversee the Disinformation Ministry Czar which will determine information that is safe and palatable for the general public. 

e) provide presidential speechwriters with acceptable input for presidential Teleprompter data.

f) head a legal team that will have the power to implement affidavits and search warrants on MAGA Republicans and others who pose threats to the nation.

g) prosecutorial powers of anyone, particularly white men, deemed a threat to the safety, both actual and imagined, of LGBTQ+1+57VARIETIES, women, both real and imagined, and BIPOC individuals. 

President Biden will allow Czar Schiff a free hand to do and say whatever he deems necessary to provide a safe space for the country and its Democrats.

When former President Trump learned of Schiff's appointment as Ministry of Propaganda Czar he told Fox News host Sean Hannity, "This guy is full of Schiff. He is a pencil-neck geek loser who doesn't know the first thing about honesty and if he thinks he's going to get me indicted on this hoax, he is very wrong.

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The President states that if anyone has any questions on this appointment or any of these issues, "they are a threat to the very soul of this nation and must be treated as such. Can I have my ice cream now?"

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