Antonio Sherrodd McGarity, 34, flicked the bean four times with his twig and berries exposed as he and the boys flew from Washington to Arizona on April 2nd, as the federal criminal complaint states. In addition to his short sentence, among other things, he will receive one year of probation.
The unlucky passenger sitting next to the bishop polisher reported the incident to a flight attendant, who then contacted Phoenix Police and the Federal Bureau of Investigations, according to the Department of Justice.
When the plane landed, the pickle painter was arrested. Not surprisingly, McGarity has a few other state and local convictions for lewd behavior.
McGarity allegedly waited until the plane had taken off before exposing himself, according to the complaint. The woman sitting next to the individual in seat 11E took pictures of the incident and complained to a flight attendant, and switched seats. She may have later planned to sell the photos online to Brian Stelter but that is not confirmed by Brain Flushings.
McGarity allegedly waited until the plane had taken off before exposing himself, according to the complaint. The woman sitting next to the individual in seat 11E took pictures of the incident and complained to a flight attendant, and switched seats. She may have later planned to sell the photos online to Brian Stelter but that is not confirmed by Brain Flushings.
The female passenger told the Phoenix Police Department that McGarity masturbated "on four separate occasions using both his left and right hands," the court record shows. According to Kinsey et al. ambidextrous masturbators are not as rare as one might think, if one thinks about those sort of things. It was found that some masturbators prefer to use their non-dominant hand to provide the illusion that someone else is in manual override.
A spokesperson for Southwest Airlines previously said that crew members on the flight took action when they were informed that the individual was pleasuring himself while flipping through photos of the Squad and Nancy Pelosi.
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A spokesperson for Southwest Airlines previously said that crew members on the flight took action when they were informed that the individual was pleasuring himself while flipping through photos of the Squad and Nancy Pelosi.
"We immediately placed the passenger who exhibited the lewd behavior on our No-Fly List, resulting in a lifetime ban from traveling on Southwest Airlines," the spokesperson said. "We washed our hands of him and hope other airlines will do the same."
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McGarity admitted that he reached orgasm on the flight and believed the woman next to him didn't mind. "She was snapping photos like crazy and there was a strange expression on her face which I interpreted to mean that she was okay with it."
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