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PINO Joe Biden (Duh) performed a cognitive assessment Monday on Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) as there have been questions concerning recent reports that she appears to be mentally unfit for office and former Vice President Biden was told to decide that he would look into the situation, as reported by Brain Flushings.
First, he did a visual assessment and noticed Feinstein's gait was somewhat slow, but age appropriate, as she is even slightly older than our alleged president, at 88.
Think of it: Feinstein has lived as many years of her life as there are keys on a piano, and, as REO Speedwagon once said, "You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish."
Second, Joe mumbled along with her in order to test her verbal skills. "Look, look, she's as fit as a, a, banjo, um vio, violin, I'm not joking. Why, she could run circles around me and, um, and, and talk stuff about things . . . anyway . . . merburkabung tasolemintic jassperisst, zzzzzzzzz."
After two hours had passed, Mr. Biden finished the interview, after he was prompted where he left off.
"Oh, yes. Okay, third. Third I tested her memory."
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When asked how he went about testing Feinstein's memory he had to admit that he forgot the name of the method he used and the results he got, but he said he was confident Senator Feinstein is sound and "fine."
"Her name Feinstein tells you she's fine. Right? No joke. Her name has 'fine' in it."
Later that evening Senator Feinstein was seen as a followup. Brain Flushings asked her how the cognitive assessment went.
Her answer was simple, direct and to the point: "What assessment?"
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