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| Aerial view of the house where the leader of Islamic State's Abu Ibrahimal-Hashimi al-Qurashi died, in Idlib, Syria, on Feb 4, 2022. PHOTO: AFP |
BEIRUT -- It's always like a death when your beloved leaves you but in the case of the Islamic State, their ex-leader left them the hard way: he blew himself to convenient bite-size pieces this past February. He was known to his bearded men of constant war as Abu Ibrahimal-Hashimi al-Qurashi, but to his mom, he was just called "Little Pisher."
IS is calling on their faithful supporters to strike while the war in Ukraine is going on and want them to stage attacks in Europe in order to kill people who had nothing to do with Pisher's death, but don't have the balls to kill those who blew his house to smithereens.
"We announce, relying on God, a blessed campaign to take revenge" over the death of Abu Ibrahim al-Qurashi." An audio message on the Telegram messaging app said.
The group's current spokes-cretin, Abu-Omar al-Muhajjir [you can call him "Al"] called on supporters to resume attacks in Europe and take advantage of the "available opportunity" of the "crusaders fighting each other," referring to Ukraine and Russia.
"We announce, relying on God, a blessed campaign to take revenge" over the death of Abu Ibrahim al-Qurashi." An audio message on the Telegram messaging app said.
The group's current spokes-cretin, Abu-Omar al-Muhajjir [you can call him "Al"] called on supporters to resume attacks in Europe and take advantage of the "available opportunity" of the "crusaders fighting each other," referring to Ukraine and Russia.
Al-Muhajjir personally is not a fighter but a lover, tending his goat herd during the day, and who knows what by night when his three wives sleep.
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The militant group's previous leader died in early February when he detonated a bomb to avoid capture during a US raid in northwest Syria, the White House and US defense officials said.
His death was announced on March 10th in honor of LGBTQ+57Varieties Health Awareness Day.
May he rest in pieces.
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