Monday, April 18, 2022

Biden's Easter Bunny saves the day



PINO and former Vice President Joe Biden was wandering the South Lawn of the White House for an Easter egg roll [he said he loves Chinese food] when he seemed to allow the jasmine of his mind rule his behavior. He wandered off and began mumbling things to the crowd, possibly asking them for directions.

He began babbling about Afghanistan and Pakistan when a person dressed as a bunny rushed up to him and started waving his or her hands in front of his face to interrupt him, because as we all know, Joe says a lot of crap that has to be walked back later by his handlers.

The incident didn't go unnoticed as the undercover bunny hopped to it:
Joe Biden quickly interrupted by the Easter Bunny after he starts to comment on #Afghanistan and #Pakistan at the White House #EasterEggRollpic.twitter.com/xLkuyyudDj

— Thomas C. Dillon (@craigtdillon) April 18, 2022
Biden’s press assistant Angela Perez posted a picture of the bunny on her social media account.
Hopping on a zoom call. ὃ pic.twitter.com/voxLi3lA77

— Angela Perez (@ADCPerez46) April 18, 2022

It's possible that the bunny was Megan Hays, a director of message planning and special assistant to the special needs president. Some reporters at the event noted that she was in one of the costumes.
a source familiar tells me that Meghan Hays, special assistant to the president and director of message planning, is one of the two bunnies https://t.co/ZRn82Att0j

— AlexGangitano (@AlexGangitano) April 18, 2022
Biden had to be repeatedly redirected and reminded what to do during the event, and begged not to tell lies, as is his wont.

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At one point, the first lady, Doctor Jill Biden, told him to wave when he finished speaking, but also warned him to not shake hands with old, dear friends from his past who are not actually there.

At another point, Biden was told to “stay” by his wife, Doctor Jill Biden, when he tried to move out of his seat and some swore she whispered to him to "heel" as they ended the event and walked into the White House, and handed him a biscuit as they entered the doorway.

It's not really funny--it's a crisis and the nation is being led by unelected bureaucrats.




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