They ain't making white supremacists like Canada anymore

Dangerous rioter tackles Canadian flag to hold it hostage

The following is satire.

Ottawa, Canada -- Millions of white supremacists of all races and creeds all throughout Canada have gathered along roadsides and in Ottawa, the nation's capital, to support white supremacist who refuse to go along with the COVID-19 vaccine and mask mandates issued by the virtuous government led by Justin Trudeau. 

As you might know, Prime Minister Trudeau has honored black Canadians by identifying as one of them on many occasions and even colored himself black to prove his virtue and love for black people [and the photo below should dispel any doubts you may have about Justin Trudeau's sincere love and respect for the black burden of being a victimized group]. 

So don't think for one moment that Trudeau's motives may be compromised by a need for power.

The people in downtown Ottawa have set no fires, broken into no stores, and committed no violence except for one person who drove his vehicle into the crowd of demonstrators and injured four white supremacist demonstrators who held up signs with anti-mandate slogans. This only shows that they can't even keep from fighting amongst themselves and do not even have the same kind of commitment to their so-called cause as Black Lives Matter and Antifa, both virtuous organizations that are willing to prove their commitment to their cause by "lighting up the man."

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When asked for comment by Justin Trudeau he could not be found and is assumed to be out in the streets fighting for the freedom of the government to do what they know is necessary to save the country. Specifically, they must make all Canadians comply with the vaccine and mask mandates, or else. 

How dare they tell the government what to do with their kids

The vaccine will save lives because although it cannot stop the evil virus from infecting anyone who receives it, nor stop that person from infecting anyone else who has had the vaccine and even wears a Costco mask or any type other than a medical N95, it is how Canadians can show the virus that they mean business and maybe it will go away and never come back another day.

Because if you wear a mask, have at least 3 doses of vaccine, and still can get and spread the virus, that will prove to the government of Canada that you're on their side. 

And that's all we ask.

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