Rachel Levine sworn in as first gender dysphoric male 4-star admiral

He's available, guys

He was born a man and grew up to believe he is a woman. Dr. R. Levine has become the poster boy for woke as he became the first man with gender dysphoria to become a four-star admiral in the uniformed services Tuesday. He was sworn in as U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps [the "s" is silent, so don't listen to any Obama YouTube videos with that word, lest you get confused.]

The Department of Health and Human Services announced Tuesday that Levine was ceremonially sworn in as a four-star admiral, making him the highest ranking official in the commissioned corps and leading 6,000 Public Health Service officers into the jaws of death, into the mouth of hell. 

The former Pennsylvania health secretary became the nation's highest-ranking openly transgender official in March after being nominated by President Biden, who may or may not realize Levine is a dude and his hair smells like sweat.

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HHS said in a press release that the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps is one of eight uniformed services – "and the only one dedicated solely to protecting, promoting and advancing America’s public health" by providing health care to "underserved and vulnerable populations or advancing practice, policy or research."

The department described Levine’s swearing-in as a "major step forward" in creating "a more inclusive society." Soon America plans to include transgender "men" to play in the NFL and NBA.

"This is a momentous occasion and I am pleased to take this role for the impact I can make, and for the historic nature of what it symbolizes," Levine said in the release. "May this appointment be the first of many like it as we create a more inclusive future."

HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra called Levine a "cherished and critical partner in our work to build a healthier America." He added that if he weren't a married actual man, he'd ask Levine out on a date.

G_d help us all. America has become a clown show and China is crapping in its boots.

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