It literally pays to be an illegal alien under Biden administration

The face you make when you're trying to hold it in

Imagine, you live in a country where you work your butt off every day, maybe six or seven days a week just to put enough gruel on the table to feed your family of four. Your spouse also has to work to keep up with the Gonzales' or the Mohammeds and mom keeps the kids with her in the field because there's nobody to watch them so she ties them on a long rope and goes out to pick garbanzo beans or bananas or something.

Then you discover that the United States of America is willing to allow you and your family into the country if you're willing to come there illegally. Moreover, you are willing to separate from your four kids because once you are detained by Immigration, you will go to jail and American law will not allow your four kids to go to jail with you as it isn't a good place to raise them.

Now imagine that you're an average American making at an average pay grade; you pay your taxes and you send your four kids to a public school where they teach your children that America is a no good, horrible place and if you aren't a person of color, then you're a racist and your kids are privileged because of their skin color. 

As  the Wall Street Journal reported Thursday, if our deme President Biden gets his way, hundreds of millions of your tax dollars will go to pay to the illegal alien families who had been legally separated at the US-Mexico border under the Trump administration's “zero tolerance” policy in 2018.

The payments are being considered by the DOJ, Homeland Security and Health and Human Services (HHS), as a workaround to settle lawsuits filed by the comrades of the American Civil Liberties Union and other groups on behalf of non-Americans who crossed into the US from Mexico illegally to seek asylum, and let's face it, free stuff promised by our leftist leaders.

The average demand per family turns out to be about $3,400,000 of American taxpayer money, while the settlement offer mooted by our garbage administration amounts to about $450,000 per person and thus is about $1,000,000 per family. 

Sign me up--I now identify as an illegal alien and want to retire.

The WSJ reports that the ACLU identified about 5,500 children affected by the legal policy the Trump administration put in place for the masses flooding across our border. The organization say the separations caused physical and mental trauma in these children, while the journey was evidently just a fun outing for the kids. 

Republicans in Congress reacted angrily to the WSJ’s report. Here are some of their comments:

“It’s unthinkable to pay a burglar who broke into your home for the ‘psychological trauma’ they endured during the crime,” Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) tweeted Thursday. “Yet the Biden admin wants to reward migrants who illegally entered our country with up to $450,000 each for just that reason. Insanity.”

“Biden wants to pay illegal immigrants $450,000 for their hardship while breaking our laws,” tweeted Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas). “For perspective, if a service member is killed in action, their next of kin gets an insurance payment of $400,000. Let that sink in.”

Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY): “Our southern border is already a crisis now. Just think what will happen when Joe Biden pays $450,000 to illegal immigrants who previously crossed the border. Joe Biden is pouring kerosene on an already raging fire.”

Donald Trump Jr.: “Holy S**t!!! The Democrats insane. You lost your business, your job, family members whose funerals you couldn’t attend. The IRS wants to audit you if you had $600 in your bank account the government gave you $2000, but if you’re inconvenienced coming here illegally $450,000 EACH!”

The Republican National Committee: “Rising crime, surging prices, empty shelves, border in chaos. And Biden wants to PAY illegal immigrants $450,000 for breaking the law.”

Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS): “Biden Admin to American citizens: We want to monitor your every transaction to see where we can tax you more. Biden Admin to Illegals: Here’s $450k for breaking our laws and entering the U.S. illegally.”

Sen. Bill Hagerty (R-TN): “If you think Biden’s policies were a magnet to illegal immigrants before, just wait until illegal immigrants are paid $450k EACH for coming here illegally. Offering free open borders apparently wasn’t enough. Doing this in the middle of a record border crisis is jaw-dropping.”

Adam Laxalt, U.S. Senate candidate in Nevada: “Biden wants to give close to half a million of YOUR tax dollars to each illegal immigrant for ‘pain and suffering.’ Nothing screams America Last more than this.”

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Rep. Greg Murphy (R-NC): “Average American family income: $68,703 Biden Admin wants to give illegal immigrants: $450,000.”

Former Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC): “If this is true, this is absolutely nuts. Someone breaks our laws, comes here illegally, and taxpayers end up paying them 10 times more than many honest hardworking Americans make in a whole year. Pathetic.”

Thus far, there have been 940 claims filed by illegal alien families who are looking for even more free stuff than they could have ever imagined. The cost to American taxpayers could easily reach a billion dollars and if we all just stand by and fail to protest this raping of our nation, we deserve what we get, good and hard.

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