Softer, gentler Taliban awarding suicide bombers' families with money and land

While the Biden administration wants to handsomely reward illegal aliens who crossed the U.S. - Mexico border and got separated because our laws don't allow children to go to jail with their parents, the softer, gentler Taliban, who are referred to by the Biden administration as "professionals," has promised money and land to families of people who have blown themselves up into little kibbles and bits [aka suicide bombers] in order to kill nonbelievers of the way they believe in Islam. Yes, that was a long sentence and I plan to keep them shorter. Forgive me.

Seriously, the Taliban promised plots of land to the families of suicide who targeted U.S. and Afghan forces, a spokesman for the Interior Ministry posted Tuesday on social media.

The tweet was posted in English while the previous day, Sirajuddin Haqqani, the interior minister terrorist, offered clothing and around $112 do scores of male family members of "martyred" people who went "BOOM!" for Islamic "jihad and sacrifices."

According to  Saeed Khosty, the spokesterrorist for Haqqani, the latter considered the dead pieces of meat "heroes of Islam and the country."

"Now you and I must refrain from betraying the aspirations of our martyrs," Haqqani supposedly said, possibly implying the violence in Afghanistan isn't over yet, in spite of our naive desire to believe that it is.

The U.S. and its Western allies have wagged their fingers at the Taliban saying that they will not recognize its government as a legitimate legislative body should the terrorist group allow terrorism and extremism to flourish. 

But c'mon, man, that's what they do best--give 'em a break.

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The Taliban leaders' meeting at a Kabul hotel Monday [where they learned how to use an elevator] was the latest in a series of steps taken by the group to seemingly push Afghanistan back to a radicalization not seen since 2001.

The UN is betting that Afghanistan will soon be in an economic disaster and will need outside humanitarian aid. If Francis Joe Biden gets his way, [aka F. Joe Biden] each Taliban member will receive a payout of $465K in return of their promise to be nice. The Biden administration has assured us they will carefully assess whether the Taliban members crossed their fingers behind their backs when they agreed to the deal.

The U.S. has frozen billions of dollars in Afghan assets following the Taliban takeover in accordance with U.S. sanction policies. The Biden administration may use this money to allow illegal aliens to have a better life and Trump is bad.

Meanwhile, there are still Americans and Green Card holders stuck in Afghanistan while pro-abortion F. Joe Biden receives holy communion from the Pope.

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