Al-Shabab leader Bashir Mohamed Qorgab killed in airstrike in Somalia

A senior commander of terrorist Islamic group known as al-Shabab, was blown to smithereens in an airstrike in beautiful Somalia, state radio reported.

Bashir Mohamed Qorgab had a U.S.-issued reward on his head of $5 million bucks in 2008 for information on his location. It took 12 years to finally kill the scumwafer. Qorgab's family confirmed his death and believe he's in a better place where he has the opportunity to get laid many times a day by one of his 72 brown-eyed virgins.

Qorgab [known to his pals as "Gabby"] was in charge of attacks on military bases. He was also involved with Kenyan operations, the report reported.

The journey to Jannah [the Islamic version of paradise filled with loose women, rivers of wine, and pretty boys] for Qorgab was on George Washington's birthday, February 22nd. It went down in the southern Somali town of Sakow after a joint operation by the U.S. and Somali military took place. 

The report did not report as to what took so long for the happy news to be disseminated, but better late than never. It also did not mention how Rep. Ilhan Omar was taking the news of the abject killing of this jihadi, a guy who did something.

Last month there were unconfirmed reports in Somali media outlets that Qorgab had broken away from Al-Shabab following disagreements with other leaders and was planning on starting his own terrorist organization he planned to call "Allah's Badass Terrorist Thugs."

Al-Shabab is linked to al-Qaeda and controls much of southern and central Somalia. They don't like non Muslims and believe it's their religious Islamic duty to kill them and let Allah sort them out.

Badahbah-badahbing!

It has also carried out a wave of bombings in nearby Kenya, and is regarded as the most dangerous and malodorous militant group in the region.

Last month, the group's fighters attacked a base in Kenya used by Kenyan and US forces, killing three Americans - a US military service member and two contractors.

So Qorgab's killing was, as Martha Stewart often says, is "a good thing."

He leaves behind an AK-47, 3 IED's, 4 grenades and a string of Halal beef jerky.

May he rest in pieces.

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