Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Trump very very happy to learn he uses epizeuxis a lot

President Trump has just learned that he has been using epizeuxis verbiage in his speeches and he is very, very delighted upon hearing that how he speaks has a big word to describe it.

A long, long time ago, people pointed out to Donald Trump that his way of speaking is quite imprecise, but this did not disturb him because he was very, very rich, that I can tell you. Very rich.

Vice President Mike Pence first pointed out Trump's penchant for using epizeuxis whenever he attempts to emphasize a point as well as his use of conduplicatio for the same purpose. The former is the repetition of a word or phrase [like 'very, very'] in immediate succession, while the latter is the repetition of a word in various places within the same thought or paragraph [if we're talking about writing].

Joe Biden, on the other hand, has just learned that there is no such rifle as the AK-14 and he is very, very upset, that I can tell you. Tremendously upset. He also plans to challenge President Trump to a push-up contest to determine who should be the next President.

"C'mon, man; I dare you."



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