BREAKING: The "BB's" cancel rallies over fear of coronavirus

Sen. Bernie Sanders (Communist-VT) was asked that if he had to close the borders due to the coronavirus (COVID-19) would he do it. He answered emphatically, "No." Then went on to blame Trump for racism and yadda yadda, as the trained seals in the Fox News town hall audience clapped obediently. That was truly an idiot answer, but nobody has accused Bernie Sanders of being a genius. He's a Communist and that would therefore be an oxymoron.

However, Sanders, being an old white man with a bum ticker, has agreed, along with Joe Biden, another old white man with a bum brain, to cancel rallies they had planned in Ohio Tuesday night, fearing the coronavirus from China.

“Out of concern for public health and safety, we are canceling tonight’s rally in Cleveland. We are heeding the public warnings from Ohio state officials, who have communicated concern about holding large, indoor events during the coronavirus outbreak,” the Sanders campaign said in a statement, evidently unaware that the spread of the virus is likely significantly more dangerous indoors among carriers of the virus, than outdoors, or "owtdaws" as Sanders would call it.

 “Sen. Sanders would like to express his regret to the thousands of Ohioans who had planned to attend the event tonight.”

“All future Bernie 2020 events will be evaluated on a case by case basis,” the statement concluded.

Joe Biden's campaign said they too would cancel their rally just minutes after the Sanders campaign announced their cancelation, causing Sanders to call Biden a "copycat, copycat."

“In accordance with guidance from public officials and out of an abundance of caution, our rally in Cleveland, Ohio tonight is cancelled. We will continue to consult with public health officials and public health guidance and make announcements about future events,” the Biden campaign, but obviously not Joe himself, said.

“In the coming days. Vice President Biden thanks all of his supporters who wanted to be with us in Cleveland. Additional details on where Vice President Biden will address the press tonight are forthcoming.” [By "address the press" they mean "babble malarky."]

The news comes as the U.S. has 955 cases of the coronavirus spread over 36 states with at least 29 elderly people having died from the virus, scaring the bejeezus out of the Democratic campaigners [except for Tulsi Gabbard, who is the only woman left in the race but the left refuses to acknowledge her].

However, these numbers are slated to increase, and Slate magazine, along with the leftists who read that crap and others, are hoping the disease will spread and ruin Trump's chances of reelection. After all, who cares if anyone dies just as long as Biden becomes temporary POTUS, soon to be followed by his intersectional VP if, G-d forbid, he miraculously wins the presidency.

Tuesday is primary day in six states: Idaho, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota and Washington. May the best geriatric white guy win, but I'm betting on what's his name?

Most people think that tonight's going to be a big, big night for Joe, but Sanders said that he will stay in the race "Onnaconna it's impawtnt faw the nayschion."

The Sanders' campaign is claiming Biden is pushing for a sit-down format for the Ides of March primary debate in Phoenix, AZ. They probably both should sit for the debate for two reasons:

1. Bernie had a heart attack on the campaign trail and still refuses to release his medical report generated from the incident. I worry about his physical health. His mental health is too late to assuage.
2. Biden may wander off the stage in search of Corn Pop.

Let's see the results tonight and relax in our puffy pants.


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