Wife and daughter of Sri Lanka attack mastermind will not pass 'go'

"One, two, three, break!"

Ampara, Sri Lanka -- The lovely wife and sweet daughter of the scumcrumpet who planned the suicide bombings that killed 253 on Easter Sunday escaped the safe house explosion with only minor injuries, according to hospital staff and police.

Mohamed Zahran Hashim [big surprise about his first name] is seen in the photo above, face revealed, with a group of men purported to be the the Sri Lanka bomb attackers.

Hashim [aka "Hash the Ash"] was the ringleader of the group who have blown themselves up [and who have relocated in Jannah with their virgins] in a bloody attack in which the Islamic State claimed responsibility.

Hash's father and two of his brothers were killed when security forces stormed their safe house, an obvious oxymoron, on the east coast of the country on Friday night, police and a relative said.

The Sri Lankan military said at least 15 people were killed during a gun battle there, and Islamic State said on Sunday that three of its members detonated explosive vests at the end of the clash sending body parts flying in all directions, and putting Planned Parenthood to shame.

The only two survivors of the blasts were Zahran Hashim’s wife, Abdul Cader Fathima Sadia Yadda Yadda, and his four-year-old daughter, Mohamed Zahran Rusaina, who were pulled from the wreckage on Saturday morning. If that isn't child abuse, what is?

Sadia is a key accused in the Easter Sunday bombings, according to three police officers who declined to be identified as they are not authorized to speak to the media and would be harshly disciplined if discovered they had done so.

At Ampara General Hospital, [where Biff is in love with Marjorie but she's carrying Lance's child] where the pair are being treated, there was a heavy police and military presence on Monday.

They both suffered 5-10 percent burns along with minor lacerations from shrapnel, said Upul Wijenayake, the hospital’s general manager.

“They are clinically stable though both of them have burn injuries,” he told Reuters. “Both of them are improving.”

Despite Sadia’s suspected role in the attacks, she is not under arrest, according to Wijenayake and police officers who spoke to Reuters.

“No one is arrested in the clinical process,” said Wijenayake. “It is a matter of ethics.” Makes perfect sense, if you're Bernie Sanders.

Hospital staff were trying to work out how the pair managed to survive the blast, which police believe sent many of Zahran’s relatives to a land where rivers flow with wine and young boys do what you ask of them.

A series of explosions blew off the house’s roof and left a crater in the concrete floor. But the structure’s kitchen and bathroom were relatively unscathed, a Reuters team saw during a visit to the property on Sunday, many of whom were glad they still had use of the facilities.

Sri Lankan security officials have warned that militants, possibly dressed in uniform, were planning more attacks. Security has been ramped up across the country, and scores of the usual suspects have been arrested since the April 21 blasts.


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