Spartacus fights the nazis and goes to the moon on the GND

Let's hope the Democratic hopefuls for the 2020 presidential race keep doing what they're doing--supporting Alexandria Obviosa-Communista's Green New Deal and going as far-left as one can go, and that's even lefter than California.

Sen. Cory Booker (Drama Queen-NJ) on Friday likened Democrat's "bold" effort to implement the Green New Deal to fighting Nazis during World War II and landing on the moon in 1969. To go where no normal man has gone before.

Yes, it's exactly the same thing as fighting the Nazis, but in this case, he wants to fight the Nazis in electric cars built by people who are willing to work, with soldiers not allowed to use assault weapons.

Booker, who launched his presidential campaign last week, is traveling through Iowa to spout histrionics with voters about various issues, including the ridiculous Green New Deal. 

The non-binding resolution was introduced by freshman idiot Rep. Alexandria Obviosa-Communista (CD-NY) and Sen. Ed Markey (MA) on Thursday. This should bode well on Markey's resume if he plans to go for a job as an economics retard.

"We have to deal with this," Spartacus said, his eyes bulging out of their sockets and spittle forming at the corners of his mouth. "Our planet is in peril and we need to be bold! It’s one of the reasons I signed on to the resolution; I co-sponsored the resolution for the Green New Deal," Booker bragged at a campaign event in Mason City, Iowa. 

"There’s a lot of people that are now blowing back on the Green New Deal," he said, [grammatically confusing number, which should be 'there are a lot of people.'] "They’re going, ‘Oh, it’s impractical, oh it’s too expensive, oh it’s all of this.’ If we used to govern our dreams that way, we would have never gone to the moon."

Right--since when does money or practicality factor into a Democrat's plan?

"We need to be bold again in America. We need to have dreams that other people say are impossible. We need to push the bounds of human potential, because that is our history," Booker added, as he tried to sound like JFK but came off sounding like a JERK, who squandered the money his mother gave him for acting lessons.

Booker argued the United States must lead on climate change as it has in the past when the planet was in peril or when Nazi and totalitarian regimes wrecked havoc. Boy, talk about pollution WWII caused.

"We came forward," Booker said, with vigah. "Who came forward to save the planet or continents from financial ruin? We came forward with the Marshall Plan."

Honestly, does anyone actually take this guy seriously?

Markey and Ocasio-Cortez, a self-described democratic socialist, released a 14-page outline for the Green New Deal resolution on Thursday. The framers of the deal call for every building in the United States to be upgraded or replaced for "state-of-the-art energy efficiency." 

The plan calls for reparation for most groups, except white men, and also aims to "overhaul transportation"; its ultimate goal is to replace "every combustion-engine vehicle" in the country, which would include planes and automobiles. It will put a lot of people out of work, but so what--the plan calls for them to get paid too. LOL.

Booker joined several other leftist presidential hopefuls in declaring their support for the Green New Deal, including those who have formed an exploratory committee or announced their candidacy: Sens. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), Kamala Harris (D-CA), and Elizabeth Warren (D-MA). Sens. Bernie Sanders (Idiot-VT) and Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), who is expected to announce her decision to run on Sunday, also signaled support for the resolution, while the folks who have worked for her say she is a horribly mean, disgusting, no good, terrible boss.

Cory's softer, more anti-Semitic side

Booker defended the plan by invoking the pie-in-the-sky lessons he learned in his youth.

"My parents taught me, ‘reach for the moon, reach for the stars, and even if you come up short, at least you're going to be hovering above the ground – you'll be soaring, young man," he said.

His parents should have added: "And don't quit your day job, son. You're not that bright."

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