Waffle House customer dances naked in parking lot after being asked to leave restaurant

Freedom Ryder Zobrist: winner of the Stormy Daniels'
Older Sister Lookalike Award

She has the perfect name but not so much the perfect way of handling disappointment. Freedom Ryder Zobrist who looks somewhat like Stormy Daniels will probably look like in a few more years, is scheduled to appear in court on February 7th. after she was arrested outside a  Waffle House restaurant in Pensacola, Florida after allegedly taking off her clothes and dancing naked in the parking lot and even exposing herself to employees.

According to authorities, the woman arrived at the restaurant on Monday morning and was asked to leave by the manager due to her unruly behavior.

She returned later and allegedly threatened to shoot the manager and everyone inside the restaurant, Pensacola's WEAR-TV reported.

Zobrist then walked outside and "pulled down her pants" and started dancing around the parking lot," according to the arrest report obtained by the station.

"It was not even funny," said Manny Mocules, an illegal immigrant from Guatamala. "You shoulda seen her ugly body, man. I couldn't even finish my waffle and coffee."

The manager told police that Zobrist tried grabbing his genitals and then licked both sides of his face. One witness said Zobrist was naked in front of his vehicle, according to the report.

"I mean, who she think she is, man? Stormy Freakin' Daniels?" Mocules added.

The suspect was being held in the Escambia County jail on $800 bond and is scheduled to appear in court on Feb. 7. It is alleged that she asked jailers if she could work out her bail in a "different way, if you know what [I] mean."

"Is not funny. Is not funny, man."

Pensacola, Florida is number two in the nation for naked parking lot dancing and stranger genital grabbing, followed only by Hollywood, California.


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