Santa will get you if you mess with him

Cleburne, Texas -- Three killjoy cretins protested outside of St. Mark United Methodist Church in north Texas and were telling children on Saturday that Santa Claus is not real. Two of the men left but Aaron Urbanski, 31, stayed behind to inform the kids at the "breakfast with Santa event" that the jolly fat man wasn't real.

When police arrived on the scene at around 10 a.m., Urbanski refused to leave and caused a disturbance. He was taken away and booked into the Johnson County Law Enforcement Center and charged with criminal trespass.

Cleburne’s mayor, Scott Cain, posted his thoughts on the event on his Facebook page, writing “Don’t Mess With Santa!” “Guess they wanted coal in their stockings to go with a court appearance,” Cain also said.

The protesters "were upset that the folks there were lying to the children about Santa," Police Officer Brian McQueen said. 

Also attending the event was Adam Schiff, who had overheard the protesters and seemed upset to learn that Santa isn't real. His reaction was captured by the Santa photographer at the event.

Adam Schiff discovers Santa isn't real

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