Is Michael Cohen considering a 2024 run if GOP remains in power?

Former lawyer for President Trump, Michael Cohen is considering a shot at the White House when he gets out of the Big House in 2021. He believes this will give him plenty of time to campaign and clear up any misunderstandings the public may have about him.

Cohen knows that it will be a tough battle ahead, what with his 9-count conviction of campaign funding fraud, lying to Congress and other misdeeds. But he is hoping that prison will toughen him up.

Sure he cried like a Betsy Wetsy doll's butt when he received his sentencing. Who can blame him?

There are myriad "what-ifs" to worry about now if you're Michael Cohen. What if his cell mate wants him as his bitch? What if they make him work at a manual labor job like the prison laundry where he will have to wash the underwear of disgusting inmates and blow the farts out of their skivvies? What if he forgets how to be a lawyer? Wait--never mind on that one.

But once he's sprung, he can be a contender. The public loves an underdog and by golly, serving time in the slammer certainly puts him in that category.

After he was handed down his sentence and begged for leniency and accused President Trump of causing him to "follow a path of darkness rather than light," and said Trump had him "cover hp his dirty deeds," and after the tears were dried from his sad, reddened eyes, there was an aura about him that seemed to shout: "Here is a broken man. But here is a man who will put himself back together and take this nation out of darkness and cleanse it with the antiseptic of the light of day, the light of wisdom and truth, the hope and change for the future."

By golly, Cohen for President in 2024!

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