Psychotics for the Ethical Treatment of Animals angry at POTUS

Psychotics for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is spitting angry at President Trump for pardoning his second turkey since taking office. This bird, named Peas, is an enormous 39 pounder, enough to feed a huge family of PETA members, except most of them believe in abortion and don't have huge families. Their motto: "Kill the unborn, leave the chickens alone."

The animal rights activists are calling for an end to the "inflated and misguided tradition" that treats innocent turkeys like criminals.

No, we treat turkeys like food, you idiots.

"Turkeys don't need to be 'pardoned'" the lunatic website posted. "They aren't serving five to 10 for armed robbery."

PETA claims the turkey pardon is a scam because turkeys don't live long after the president waves his hand of pardon over their white, innocent feathers. One PETA member began to sob loudly as she grabbed a turkey she had brought to the rally and kissed it on its beautiful red snood causing its wattle to wiggle.

PETA continued to anthropomorphize: "They don't leave prison through Intake and Release, collect their belongings, and go home to their families. Because they've been bred, fed, and drugged to grow much larger much more quickly than they ever would in nature, chances are good that they'll die of heart failure while President Trump is still in office."

Guilty as charged!

But they should make it to the end of his second term.

Last year's turkey pardons, Wishbone and Drumstick, have already gone to that great turkey farm in the sky. 

For more turkey facts click here.

And for a delicious turkey recipe, the whole family will love, click here.

Screw you, PETA.

Have a wonderful, safe and enjoyable Thanksgiving. 

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