Stephen Colbert writer: 'I'm just glad we ruined Brett Kavanaugh's life'

The Wicked Witch of the Worst

The swearing in of Justice Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court has just ended.--it's official. But a writer for the former comedy show, Stephen Colbert "Late Show" named Arial Dumas [pronounced "Dumb ass"] isn't happy for Kavanaugh.

Dumas tweeted: "I'm just glad we ruined Brett Kavanaugh's life."

Think about it. This person has so greatly personalized her hatred for someone she doesn't know, has never met and, I suspect has not read any of his legal decisions, that she is glad that his life was ruined over this. Her schadenfreude is very disturbing.

Dumas [remember how to pronounce her name, it's important] posted her bile on Saturday, referring to the damage she believes occurred to Kavanaugh's reputation based on empty, uncorroborated claims of sexual misconduct which he vehemently denied.

After Dumas posted on Twitter, she briefly made her account private, preventing others from seeing her disgusting, mean-spirited hatred without her approval. It isn't known if she showed them to her mother.

The tweet was posted as the Senate confirmed Kavanaugh, something that created a tropical rainstorm of liberal tears. After she was outed, Dumas apologized on Sunday, using the standard liberal lie that she was being "sarcastic" because Kavanaugh's elevation  to the Supreme Court showed that his life had not, in fact, been screwed up enough for her and his reputation derailed by the accusations as some in the GOP claimed.

She whiningly wrote: "The last couple of weeks have been hard for the country and for me personally. The complexity of frustration, anger and sadness can't be accurately conveyed on twitter, and I regret my tone-deaf attempt at sarcasm in the wake of it."

What Dumas was trying to say was that she is worried that Kavanaugh will somehow, singlehandedly, overturn Roe v Wade and prevent her from having an abortion in the state of her choice, something her mother didn't have with her.

Dumas' account had several other anti-Kavanaugh tweets. ?Brett Kavanaugh is 100% gonna ask Justic Sotomayor to fetch him coffee," she wrote on Saturday.

Unfunny and formerly relevant Stephen Colbert

She also attacked Kavanaugh in a Wall Street Journal op-ed, writing, "it is not automatically a moral achievement to be a son, a husband, a dad. It is biology, a legal decision, and biology again. Plenty of a--holes are all three."

But we are to believe women never lie because it's their biology, not a moral achievement.

Colbert, whose comedy has devolved and has become as funny as a box of dead kittens, has mocked Kavanaugh. He made fun of his first name--junior high school style--saying it "sounds less like a Supreme Court justice and more like a waiter at a Ruby Tuesday's."

Colbert's name sounds like that of a transgender hockey player--not that I have anything against either category.

Comedy is dead. No more going for laughs, just clapping by their trained seals.


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