Wanna bet Franken stays?

And doggone it, you make us sick

Failed comedian and Senator, Al Franken (D. Minn.) pretended to resign from Congress two weeks ago after he was outed for sexual misconduct with photos to prove it. There's no way Franken is going to abide by his statement to resign anytime soon--he has no marketable talent and he refuses to say when he plans to leave his Senate seat, even though his replacement was appointed earlier in the week.

"Tina Smith will make an excellent United States senator. ...I look forward to working with her on ensuring a speedy and seamless transition," Franken whined, but failed to mention when he plans to leave.

In his December 7th make-believe "resignation speech" he said he'll be leaving in the "coming weeks," but even January 12, 2030 is in the "coming weeks" so I believe he's pulling our collective chains.

He isn't leaving I'm guessing, because he's currently looking for excuses to stay. Had Roy Moore won the Alabama special election last week, that would have been perfect for Franken. I'm sure he was pulling for the judge, not only because they apparently have a lot in common with the ladies [and girls, in one alleged case] but Franken would have made the case of "if he can be a senator, why can't I?"

A number of people on Capitol Hill, including Senate leadership, have no clue when the whiny-voice Franken will ride off into the sunset.

"I'll be coming home," was his only response to a question asked about his future plans. But Franken considers Capitol Hill to be his home. Screw Minnesota.

The groper was back at work this week, participating in a committee hearing, casting leftist votes, attending a senators-only luncheon with Democrats, and innocently posing for a photo with a group of naive high school students.

No, Franken's not going anywhere. He has no respect for the Senate, thinking that scum wafers like himself belong there. 

He also has no shame, which is becoming an obvious advantage for politicians.

Franken has seven(!) claims of sexual misconduct against him. The latest by a woman who said in 2006 Franken tried to forcibly kiss her with his wet, slimy tongue.

A chorus girl gaggle of Democrats, led, of course, by 2020 presidential wannabe, Kirsten "Wherever the Wind Blows There Goeth I" Gillibrand, the winner of the new TV show "The Biggest Hypocrite."

Gillibrand has serious competition in Kamal Harris, who is also calling for Franken to resign and who also wants to run for president in 2020.

Franken in his pitiful speech, spoke about his original plan to undergo an ethics committee investigation (which could take 123 years, if done properly), but he also said that "some of the allegations against me are simply not true. Others, I remember very differently." 

That's called not owning his behavior and refusing to properly apologize and just freaking leave, already!

But I still don't believe he's going to go quietly into the night.



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