North Korea: 'We aren't kidding when we threaten you'

North Korea's foreign minister told CNN that dictator Kim Jong-Un isn't kidding. When he says he's going to blow stuff up with a nuclear weapon, he means it and you better watch out--those things leave a mark--you better take the threat literally.

Just a bit over a month ago, NoKo threatened to detonate a hydrogen bomb over the Pacific Ocean, which would make the word 'Pacific' an oxymoron because it means 'peaceful.'

H-bombs have never been used in warfare before. One such device would totally screw up the environment and public health. Hydrogen bombs make atomic bombs look like a Chinese New Year celebration on Mott Street but fat Kim has been grabbing his crotch and threatening to do one over the last several months.

Last month, the hermit nation detonated its strongest nuclear test thus far, using what it claimed to be a missile-ready hydrogen bomb. President Trump responded to the act: "Oooh, I'm so scared I nearly wet my pants."

Unfortunately, North Korea has been hitting serious nuclear milestones as it steps up its pace in the last several months. 

In July Pyongyang tested two intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) and its timeline for developing a reliable ICBM is now pushed up by two years.

Fortunately, North Korea isn't yet at the point of fielding a reliable ICBM capable of hitting the U.S. mainland . . . yet. Experts believe the starving rogue nation of grass eaters could get there by the end of this year. 

Of course, this means they will probably continue testing in order to iron out the bugs, or maybe just stack up enough successful tests to bolster their credibility and cause us great consternation.

Some of the facts:

They have reportedly miniaturized a nuclear warhead, according to a classified Defense Intelligence Agency report, confirmed by my man in the field, Vinny Boombots. This puts NoKo on the path to launch a missile-ready nuke.

Two most recent tests of ICBMs apparently put the U.S. mainland in range. The July ICBM test traveled about 45 minutes, longer than even the first test in July, beating it by a good 10 minutes. This could put Denver, Chicago and Los Angeles in range, but we don't know the weight of the warhead so this remains unknown. A missile-ready nuke would only be able to reach the U.S. when NoKo is able to miniaturize the warhead less than one-metric ton with a diameter of less than one-meter, according to think tank 38 North, which is likely composed of conservatives.

NoKo doesn't yet have a reentry capability vehicle and it's quite a technological feat to built a successful one due to the high pressures and speeds it must face. A warhead needs a reentry vehicle to carry it through the upper atmosphere, otherwise it will not detonate and would merely make a spectacular vehicle wreck on impact.

So when Kim Jong Un threatens Trump, he's only making it look bad for himself because if he's stupid enough to become bellicose, he will find himself standing in line at the pit of hell.


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