Democrats and their wacky weed want 80-seat House gain

Pelosi thinking about tearing down
the Capitol because it was built
for slave-holders

Orange County, Calif. -- The midterm elections are just down the road and the Democrats may be smoking wacky weed. They are hallucinating about winning 80 House seats and the Republicans are not going to take it sitting down or lighting up.

"We are building the largest battlefield in a decade," Tyler Law, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee spokesman bragged.

With people like Nancy Pelosi, Anthony Weiner, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz in the party, what could possibly go wrong?

Wasserman Schultz, who looks like a spokeswoman for the now defunct "Poofume" has her own troubles, and Pelosi may be completely senile by the time the midterms roll around.

The Democratic organizers believe they have a good chance in no less than 80 districts across America, and they might, if they can get more illegal immigrants to vote. But the truth is, they lost all four of this year's special election bids for seats held by Republicans and they will likely have a similar showing.

According to Steve Doocy of Fox News Network, the Democrats' best chances at picking up seats could happen in the 23 districts  where voters split their tickets last year by picking Hillary Clinton for president and a GOP lawmaker for the House.

The Democrats, historically seen as the party of slavery, are trying to place emphasis on recruiting candidates who have actually served in the military--a rare bird for them indeed.

"Veterans obviously have a huge amount of credibility," Law told Fox News. "Credibility with Democrats, with independents, and with Republicans."

But just because someone is a veteran, it doesn't make them politically astute or competent.

So the GOP is going on offense.

"Just three weeks before Election Day in 2016, [Democratic House Minority Leader] Nancy Pelosi was on TV saying they'd take the House back, win 30 seats," said Matt Gorman, the communications director at the National Republican Congressional Committee. "We're still in the majority."

"We're going to expand the map into Trump country," Gorman said and the GOP is going to zero in on those 12 districts where voters split between Trump and Democratic lawmakers on the ticket.

Real Clear Politics election analyst David Byler believes the Democrats may be at a disadvantage. "The math is slanted against them in terms of how the districts are drawn," he said, referring to gerrymandering.

Hopefully, the Democrats are totally off base with their hopes to take so many seats back in the House and hopefully, as an aside, Michael Moore will move to another country and take up the Communist cause.  



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