Monday, September 12, 2016

Breaking: Hillary's campaign may be telling the truth

Hillary waves

In a possibly spectacular moment of unprecedented honesty, the Clinton campaign revealed that the Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, has pneumonia. 

We are still unsure if, in fact, the former secretary of state really has pneumonia or if that is yet another 'untruth' being perpetrated upon the American people.

Ms. Clinton attended the 9/11 commemorative ceremony Sunday but was forced to make an early exit when she apparently collapsed and nearly took a header into the sidewalk but was held up by her security detail.

In another remarkable unprecedented moment, Ms. Clinton did not tell the man who saved her from further brain damage to "go to hell, you stupid b*****d."

This change in Ms. Clinton's recent behavior and allowing her campaign to actually tell the truth to the American public, may be an indication that she is suffering from something far more serious than pneumonia. 

Hillary Clinton may be suffering from a form of brain damage that has grossly changed her personality rendering her incapable of effectively lying.

As Martha Stewart might have said, "It's a good thing."

But whether this is a chronic condition remains to be seen. Once she uses her vocal chords, we will be able to assess her mental health.


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