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Black Friday is not without a number of black eyes across this great nation of ours as fights broke out in shopping malls across the country. Check
out this video from Fox.
President Obama blames the brawling on the drastic changes in climate as temperatures soared into the high 30s and even the low 40s leaving no doubt that we are in for big trouble in the very near future unless we recycle and use paper in lieu of plastic.
At one mall in Florence, KY, two groups of teens went at it and a big kerfuffle broke out in front of a Forever 21 store, which coincidentally, matched the super high night time low-temperature. Video was taken of this incident which, for a change, had nothing to do with radical folks who have nothing to do with Islam. That's two "nothing to do's" in one sentence, so it must be a liberal factoid.
Elsewhere in the Bluegrass State, fists flew between two unidentified men at the St. Matthews Mall on Thanksgiving night as a crowd of fight-lovin' folks looked on. A woman who was simply looking to get a good deal of a flat-screen TV was knocked to the floor as the men fought, then finally a mall cop broke up the fracas. One of the brawlers was led away by people in the crowd and it is currently unknown if anyone will face charges.
At a Springfield, VA Best Buy, a woman was arrested the day before Thanksgiving after she attacked another shopper who was waiting in line for the store to open, police said. Apparently, the other shopper, had grabbed the last copy of "Hard Choices."
One man, a guy named Ahmad, was attacked by a woman with a chair after she tried to jump the line trying to get her hands on "Divorced Barbie." The doll normally sells for $350 but was going for $155. (The reason for the high cost is because it comes with Ken's house, car, and bank account.) The woman was later arrested after knocking Ahmad to the floor shouting "I'll Allahu Akbar your a$$, you terrorist bas#@rd!"
So there should be no doubt in anyone's mind that as global temperatures soar, so do tempers. This is one reason Bernie Sanders and Barack Hussein Obama see climate change as the cause of terrorism and the world's biggest threat. The other reason is they happen to be idiots.
So don't forget to recycle, go green, and always remember: "if it's yellow let it mellow, but if it's brown, flush it down."
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
Hey! Give me that! I saw it first--it's mine.
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President Obama blames the brawling on the drastic changes in climate as temperatures soared into the high 30s and even the low 40s leaving no doubt that we are in for big trouble in the very near future unless we recycle and use paper in lieu of plastic.
At one mall in Florence, KY, two groups of teens went at it and a big kerfuffle broke out in front of a Forever 21 store, which coincidentally, matched the super high night time low-temperature. Video was taken of this incident which, for a change, had nothing to do with radical folks who have nothing to do with Islam. That's two "nothing to do's" in one sentence, so it must be a liberal factoid.Elsewhere in the Bluegrass State, fists flew between two unidentified men at the St. Matthews Mall on Thanksgiving night as a crowd of fight-lovin' folks looked on. A woman who was simply looking to get a good deal of a flat-screen TV was knocked to the floor as the men fought, then finally a mall cop broke up the fracas. One of the brawlers was led away by people in the crowd and it is currently unknown if anyone will face charges.
At a Springfield, VA Best Buy, a woman was arrested the day before Thanksgiving after she attacked another shopper who was waiting in line for the store to open, police said. Apparently, the other shopper, had grabbed the last copy of "Hard Choices."
One man, a guy named Ahmad, was attacked by a woman with a chair after she tried to jump the line trying to get her hands on "Divorced Barbie." The doll normally sells for $350 but was going for $155. (The reason for the high cost is because it comes with Ken's house, car, and bank account.) The woman was later arrested after knocking Ahmad to the floor shouting "I'll Allahu Akbar your a$$, you terrorist bas#@rd!"
So there should be no doubt in anyone's mind that as global temperatures soar, so do tempers. This is one reason Bernie Sanders and Barack Hussein Obama see climate change as the cause of terrorism and the world's biggest threat. The other reason is they happen to be idiots.So don't forget to recycle, go green, and always remember: "if it's yellow let it mellow, but if it's brown, flush it down."
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
Hey! Give me that! I saw it first--it's mine.
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