When President Obama is fired from his job and we conservatives hopes this wish becomes fact, we may wonder what he will do for work. Obviously, under Romney and Ryan, there should be more job opportunities out there for Obama to explore, but just what do you think will garner his interest?
I believe Obama will look for work in the entertainment industry. After all, we didn't really elect a politician, we elected a celebrity; a guy who can hang with other celebrities like George Clooney and Roseanne Barr. He loves to appear on entertainment TV shows and answer tough questions like, "Mr. President, what is you favorite color?" or "If you had to choose one super power, what would that power be?" These are not softball questions, these are butterball questions, but he answered them with all the seriousness of an entertainer, and the liberal crowd just ate it up, (sort of like how Chris Matthews would like to eat Obama up as the tingles shoot up his leg).
My guess as to what type of job Obama would enjoy doing in the aftermath of the calamity known as his term in office, would be a judge on America's Got Talent, but Not More Talent Than Any Other Nation With Talent. The judges would score from zero to ten and all Obama would hand out to Americans would be fives or less. After all, who knows better than an American President just how average America is than a guy named Hussein Obama?
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I believe Obama will look for work in the entertainment industry. After all, we didn't really elect a politician, we elected a celebrity; a guy who can hang with other celebrities like George Clooney and Roseanne Barr. He loves to appear on entertainment TV shows and answer tough questions like, "Mr. President, what is you favorite color?" or "If you had to choose one super power, what would that power be?" These are not softball questions, these are butterball questions, but he answered them with all the seriousness of an entertainer, and the liberal crowd just ate it up, (sort of like how Chris Matthews would like to eat Obama up as the tingles shoot up his leg).
My guess as to what type of job Obama would enjoy doing in the aftermath of the calamity known as his term in office, would be a judge on America's Got Talent, but Not More Talent Than Any Other Nation With Talent. The judges would score from zero to ten and all Obama would hand out to Americans would be fives or less. After all, who knows better than an American President just how average America is than a guy named Hussein Obama?
My latest novel, Jihad
Joe, is about Islamic
terrorism and suspense. In it I challenge the precepts of the religion
through my protagonist, Zed Nill, a journalist, captured by terrorists and who
is destined to be killed if the American President refuses to release three
Gitmo prisoners. Of course, American policy demands we never give in to
terrorists, and for Zed, the clock is ticking.
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