Little Mosque on the Prairie Fairytale

Thankfully, this is the last season of that semi-hit TV series, "Little Mosque on the Prairie," a Canadian TV show about make believe Muslims.  I have to admit that I've never watched it because I didn't want to do anything that might help their anemic ratings, but I did see a PR spot for the show between commercials one day and it almost made me ROFLMFAO, whatever that means.

A snow white minister asks a young Muslim man, "Whoever said that all religions are created equal?" (apparently intending to make it appear that Christians don't see it that way), to which the handsome young Muslim man replies, "I do."  

If you believe that Muslims, particularly Muslim men, see all religions created equally, then you might be the type of person who believes that you sighted Elvis at Coney Island's Cha Cha Restaurant eating a corn dog with Whoopie Goldberg.  This is not how practitioners of the religion of peace see Christianity, and especially not how they see Judaism.

So let's imagine a little prairie town, let's call it Thuminbutt, Oklahoma--a small frontier town where the nightly entertainment consists of watching Jeremiah Hodown, the town's barber, give a haircut to Choe Byeden, the village idiot.  The local thee-ay-ter is still featuring "Beach Blanket Bingo" with Annette Funicello, and the only church in town is attended by every single family, every single Sunday.  Yes, Thuminbutt is a quiet town, a religious town, and a town that sort of defines American values (except perhaps for the village idiot part, which more accurately defines liberal values). 

Then one fine day in June, a Muslim family rides into town.  The townsfolk are surprised they are riding in on horses rather than camels, but stereotypes often lie like taqiyya in a holy war.  

The family, typical of most Muslim families, consists of a father, who happens to be an imam; a wife, who happens to have a clitorechtomy, but that doesn't ever come up in the story; a daughter, who happens to be as beautiful as one can imagine, because one cannot actually see what she looks like under her burqa and imagination is all you have to go by; and a son, who has a sparse beard, an attitude, hidden weapons, and no moustache.  

When they first arrive, the imam sets up a little mosque on the prairie and over time, a few more Muslim families come to Thuminbutt and the imam's congregation grows to four.  He and his flock are friendly, respectable townsfolk.  They invite the minister to the mosque to share in samosas and sambar. They even take an interest in Jeremiah Hodown giving Joe Byden, the village idiot, his biweekly haircut. 

But soon more Muslims come to town and begin to make demands on the towns folk.  They are offended by the odor of bacon coming from the Pig and Whistle Restaurant when they are trying to pray fajar, the morning prayer.  The prayer asks for Allah to help them stay on the righteous path and not be like those where Allah's wrath is sewn because they have gone astray.  They are upset that their religious laws are not respected and gently request the right to hold their own Sharia court.

As time marches on, more Muslims come to town and their community isolates itself from the rest of the town--this is for what they call "religious reasons."  Every so often a townsfolk strays into these 'no go zones' and is never heard from again.  And still more Muslims inhabit Thuminbutt.  The townsfolk begin to see changes in the Islamic community.  The Muslim women all start to look alike because they are wearing cloth tents over their once recognizeable bodies.  Music is banned in the 'no go zones' and where once Choe Byden, the village idiot, danced in the street to celebrate things like air and sunshine, dancing is now forbidden as well.  Heshie Schnapps, the only Jewish man in town, gets ridiculed for being Jewish and he doesn't know why.  Every now and then, something gets burned down and the townsfolk don't know why.  Until one fine day in June, the town church is burnt to the ground and a new mosque is built near the site.  The imam names the new mosque, "Park 551 Community Center.

I suspect that my version of "Little Mosque on the Prairie" is a lot more accurate than the propaganda they pass off for Islam, "The Religion of Peace".  The good news is that the American public (whenever you see the term 'American public' you should understand that liberals aren't real Americans anymore) is not being fooled by these Islamic organizations who created these TV shows to make us believe their message.  Be very clear, the goal of Islam is to dominate the world and create a world Ummah--they said this when they thought we wouldn't find out; but we did, and I think we should believe them--they weren't telling it to us.   

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Be Nice or We Will Kill You

I subscribe to several blogs that focus on Islam and it concomitant terrorist activities, but I find that I am not reading the articles like I used to and sometimes I don't even open the site.  The reason is simple: horror overload.

The Pot Calling the Kettle

How many times do you have to read about a group of Muslims going on a religious rampage and burning down a Christian church, often with people worshiping inside? How often do you need to hear about gays being hung in the streets of places like Iran?  How many Jew-bashing rants do you need to hear?  How many lies about "the religion of peace"?

My novel, Jihad Joe, required a significant amount of research on Islam's Koran and Hadith, and it became an excellent learning situation.  What I learned is that the religion of peace only lives up to its hype when it isn't challenged by outsiders.  But when it is, there is nothing peaceful about it.  The Koran, the Islamic holy book, is filled with killing, looting, slavery, and anti-Semitic spewing.  Mohammad, the prophet of Islam, killed a woman who admitted her sin to him and was pregnant from it.  The prophet of Islam killed her after her baby was finally weaned from the breast.  The prophet of Islam, in an example of infinite mercy, was personally responsible for the brutal slaying of 900 Jews from the Qurayish tribe.  After he killed the men and those boys who had reached puberty, he made slaves of the tribe's prepubescent children and the wives of the slain men.  This is not how we typically see prophets, but it certainly is typical of how we view 7th Century Bedouins.  

Can You Koran?

Then we have the Koran, a book that was written by Allah before time and books began, and whose perfect words could not be disputed, even in light of the fact that there are numerous fallacies and mistakes in the "perfect" book.  Simple examples: the sun doesn't set in a black mud puddle; the stars will not fall to the earth at the end of earth's time; and shooting stars are not Allah's weapons against his enemies.  And if the book was so perfect, why did Allah have to allow for abrogation (changes) to make the latter text "better than what came before it"? But if you try to challenge the Koran to a group of Muslims, say on a street corner in Dearborn, Michigan, you might end up in the hospital if you're lucky.


And still the religion persists because Mohammad built in a few failsafe mechanisms to ensure its longevity.  Prayer five times a day with all of the faithful facing in the same direction.  No questioning of the religion or risk being blasphemous, and other rules that were designed to increase the power of the faithful and enslavement of the nonbelievers.   

My next blog, "Little Mosque on the Prairie Fairytale" will speak more about Islam, Muslims, and what they want us to believe.


Peace out.
 

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Czar of the Czars

 I've gotten a lot of Twitter feedback about my thoughts regarding CNN (Certainly Not News) and John King's opening question at the GOP Presidential Campaign debate. Conservatives believe the question was a typically disgusting left wing attempt at making a Republican look like a cad, as opposed to how they tried to make Bill Clinton look cool.  If there was ever a double standard, the liberals own the copyright.

Remember when G.W. Bush was depicted by the media as stupid? In an earlier blog I discussed this and how both Bush and Kerry had gone to Yale and while both were generally mediocre, Bush still had a higher grade average than John-What-Number-Wife-Did-You-Say-You-Are-Kerry had.  But facts like grades, don't matter to liberals--it's all about feelings and appearance.  Perhaps this is why actors tend to be liberals and honest business people tend to be conservatives.  I exclude those businessmen like Warren Buffett, who claim that they should pay higher taxes for the sake of the country--but only for the sake of others doing the same, or the country doesn't really matter. Of course we also have GE's CEO, Jeffrey Immelt, who was assigned the position of another Obama czar (I love that Obama uses communist Russian terms) of jobs, when his company has exported thousands of jobs to our friends in China. This will not only hurt our job market, but will also allow our friends in China to acquire some seriously secret military information as the company will be dealing with our aircraft production.

Now we have Obama nixing the Keystone XL pipeline that would have created thousands of American and Canadian jobs, but is hated by green people (teeth included). If Canada deals with our friends in China, this will do nothing to protect the environment--in fact, there's a better chance of an oil spill than a busted pipe from Canada to the USA since there are no mountains to negotiate in the line. But common sense and logic have no part to play in Obama socialist policy. It's all about his second term as USA Czar.  And if you think he was bad his first term, just imagine how much worse he will be in his second term, if elected.


Our sacrifices for liberty deserves more--not a president who would limit them in so many areas, like the internet, freedom to speak our minds, and privacy.  If you take everything Obama has said about himself and flip it upside-down, you will see the truth. Transparency=covert operations; freedom=compromised Constitution; wealth=joblessness; paychecks=food stamps.


This is wiithout a doubt, the most important American election in our lifetime and in our children's lifetime. Vote with your head.

God bless America.

If you are interested in terrorism and suspense, I have provided 2 links (below) for a hard copy (soft cover) edition and an eBook edition of my latest novel, Jihad Joe.  It's a story about Zed Nill, a New York based reporter, taken hostage by Islamic terrorists.  He must escape, or be beheaded the following day . . . the clock is ticking.

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John King and His Orchiectomy

The King Fly

Why was Bill Clinton's sexual life a "personal matter" to the mainstream media, but Newt Gingrich's sexual life is suitable for discussion? Come to think of it, what about Herman Cain's private life?  The media was all over him like flies on a manure spreader.  Maybe that should be mainstream media's mascot--the fly.

The double standard is always obvious to those of us who are conservatives. The media is mostly composed of Democrats and socialists and they do their reporting to favor those with whom they agree.  Liberals cannot defend their failures, as Newt explained to Sean Hannity, so they must attack Conservatives on their ideals.  


The Utopia that Obama wants America to become, is not possible, because there is no substance to this idea.  It is something that doesn't exist and cannot exist because it is only a vague concept that "might" exist in the future--it can never be "now" because it is only an amorphous thought, an "ideal".  Liberals typically think this way--concrete thought is not their forte.  Liberals remind me of the words of that Morris ALbert song, "Feelings, nothing more than feelings."  


Liberals are nothing more than feelings.  By the way, an orchiectomy is the surgical removal of a testicle.  Ask John King about that--his was bilateral, performed by Newt Gingrich.

 

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The Certainly Not News (CNN) Debate

I'm not a real journalist, I'm a liberal

I am waiting patiently for the 987th GOP debate in South Carolina being brought to us by CNN, a make-believe, unbiased news media that will likely ask liberal leaning questions to further the Obama socialist agenda. How paranoid do I sound, eh? Unfortunately, I believe it's true that Obama wants tis country to go socialist.

This is what a racist looks like

Rick Perry has dropped out and Newt goes into the debate with Perry's endorsement, which I don't believe is going to have an enormous effect, but it might give him a little push.  On the other hand, we heard Newt's second wife, Marianne, speak negatively about him and say that he wanted an "open marriage."  How tawdry of her to come out with this dirt now--how small and unnecessary for her to try to do what she can to destroy his chances in the race.  Newt's daughters are upset with their mother coming forward with this gossip, and interestingly, Marianne was involved with Newt while he was still married to his first wife, whose name he cannot remember. This is the kind of behavior we see from those people who can only pretend to love our nation, because if they truly did, they wouldn't try to effect the outcome of an election, but would allow the system to do the job.  Of course the mainstream media must have been salivating to hear her talk about her ex-husband.  Anything that makes Republicans look bad is what the media wants--this is why they love Ron Paul--he makes Republicans look crazy.

I just went to Twitter where someone posted that Newt's daughters claim Marianne Gingrich was never told by him that he wanted an open marriage--that means she lied, but we don't know whether or not she did.  


So here we go with the debate: John King is the emcee. The music plays, a horsedrawn carriage moves across the screen, and the drama begins.  Oh wait, it's a debate--there is no drama.


The announcer sounds like he just finished a can of testosterone and the battle begins.  They recited the Pledge of Allegiance, but didn't show it, because it might offend the left. They sang the National Anthem and you can tell the crowd is Republican because they actually sang along. 


Ron Paul looks like he needs a chair. 

King asks Newt about his ex-wife's claims.  Newt blew King's doors off.  To ask this as a first question, is despicable, to use Newt's words.  The news media just proved again, how much they suck.  Newt for President! John King should be humiliated; he should be ashamed of himself.  He should quit this line of work and pump gas. The rest of the group just told King to piss off by not falling into King's scenario. Paul went last, giggled and mentioned the corporations that run the media as the problem. I cannot believe how angry I am at how much John King sucks.

As always, the CNN is trying to pit the candidates each other, particularly against Mitt.  Mitt spoke about Obama's crony capitalism and was specific about the way he has favored cerrtain people.  Bain specifically was mentioned by King but the debate went into the issue of capitalism--a term invented by Karl Marx, by the way.  The didn't entertain him with interparty venom.

An Obamacare question to Mitt.  My thought--if Obamacare is so great, why is it considered a favor by Obama, to allow organizations to opt out?  Mitt wants to replace it and allow people to own their insurance and treat it like a competitive business. Santorum just attacked Mitt, and brought the negatives back into the room--I think it's a mistake on his part and I think it's going to hurt him. "Footsies with the left," is what he accused Mitt and Newt of doing back in the 1990's.  I don't think it was wise of him.

Finally, I noticed that CNN did not ask one question about foreign policy.  If John King would ask one, it would expose Ron Paul as being left of Obama and that would screw up CNN's agenda in which they want to promote Paul to keep the GOP divided.  I don't know why the GOP even agrees to appear on their programs for these debates.
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Race Baiting Left

This is what arrogance looks like

"If you don't vote for Obama, you must be a racist."  That makes as much sense as saying that if Michele Bachmann won the nomination and you didn't vote for her, you had to be a sexist.  It's shameful and it's perpetrated by idiots like Chris Matthews and many in the leftist media and Democratic party to say such things, but the worst part is that those who want to believe it, will believe it.  

The media invariably overlooks the gaffes of those on the left, like when Obama spoke about his visiting 57 states in the USA.  Or when Nancy Pelosi stated that "if we don't pass that stimulus package, 500 million Americans would be unemployed".  According to the US census clock, there should only be 312,874,651 Americans alive in the USA by tomorrow.  I'd like to think that Nancy Pelosi simply exaggerated in her number, but the truth is, she's as much of an idiot as Chris Matthews, except she has more money, and more power, since only a handful of people watch MSNBC--roughly the same ratio of normal to mentally challenged in this country.

Democrats believe that Republicans are racist, stupid, and only care about the rich.  We know who the Dixiecrats were and what their racial feelings were too.  We know who Bull Connor was and who was responsible for Jim Crow.  If you don't know, then you should learn more about the Democrats and their racist past.


G.W. Bush was called stupid by the Dems when he ran against Kerry.  Both of these gentlemen went to Yale, and both received mediocre grades. But  GW's average of 77 was one point higher than Kerry's and Bush never dropped out of any college as Kerry did prior to Yale.  


Republicans were always touted for caring only about big business, but the left added an extra word in their claim.  The Republicans care about business.  In fact, they care more about small business by far, than the Dems do because they don't want to tax the small businessman at the rate the Democrats would tax them. The truth is, if Democrats totally had their way, we would all be dependent on government and even more people would be on food stamp.

Newt is correct in labeling Obama as the "Food Stamp President."  I believe Obama's photo should actually be on the stamp.  And to say that about him isn't racist--more whites receive food stamps than blacks, but remember, the left would have you believe that to not vote for Obama is racist--and I already told you what I think of that.  Oh, and I understand Newt's second wife is coming out of her hole to speak ill of him--I only wonder how much money the left is paying her.  They wouldn't know a real political issue if it bit them on their butt.

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