Worldwide witches join forces against Trump

Tens of thousands of witches from around the world have joined their evil forces together and, like most liberals, are using hope to get change rather than actually doing the work. These semi-cretins are trying to cast a "binding" spell on Trump, according to Hollywood charlatan Vicky Adams.

Adams runs an occult store in La La Land and says the spell aims to stop Trump from reaping "harm and destruction" across the world.

It's a great marketing gimmick.

Adams, 49, says her little shop of potions and balderdash has been inundated with idiots desperate to learn the spell and buy the ingredients to stop Trump. She even sells an orange candle to signify the President's 'fake tanned skin', proving the point that "a sucker is born every minute."

She says that it's difficult to estimate how many witches take part in the monthly ritual, but believes the number to be in the tens of thousands, as the spell, which began in February, has become a phenomenon not only for Hillary Clinton sore losers, but globally.

Adams said yooge numbers of leftists are turning to witchcraft, black magic and communism to help them deal with everything from helping them get out of Mom's basement in order to get a life, to exacting revenge on their enemies through mind control rather than actually doing something that requires getting out of Mom's basement and exact revenge.

Even celebrities come into her shop, Panpipes Magickal Marketplace, she claims. [Spelling was never Adams' strong suit.]

She told the SunOnline "The Donald Trump spell is not a hex or a curse [it's a hoax]--it's binding Trump and any of his abetters to prevent them from causing harm and destruction to people, animals, the environment, everything." 

Adams, of course, did not include the unborn killed by abortion, nor people suffering violence from Islamic terrorism and misogynistic societal practices. 

Maybe she'll get to that in the future but don't hold your breath or eye of newt gingrich.


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They tried protests, now they'll try magic against Trump

"Bubble bubble, toilet trouble"

It was bad enough when protesters participated in Women's Marches, the Day Without Immigrants. Then there are the town hall meetings and the paid Soros hecklers.

Now it's getting serious. 

Now the freaking witches are getting into the act against President Donald Trump and they have potions and big pots with eye of newt and gingrich too along with buckets of Hillary fan tears and an orange lock of hair.

A Facebook page announced that the ritual of witches will be the first of many "to be performed at midnight every waning crescent moon until Donald Trump is removed from office."

And as the liquid from the magic potion returns to the sky, new Hillary fan tears will fill the pot back to the brim. 

The crescent moon lunatics which used the hashtag #magical resistance, plan to gather a minute before midnight on Friday at Trump Tower in New York City. They are currently in the process of determining whose timepiece they will use to mark the exact moment to do their magic.

The famed "Egyptian Magician" will not be in attendance, nor will the Jerky Boys.

Michael M. Hughes, "an eclectic [eccentric] magician" who wrote the binding spell for the event, but has yet to win the New York State Lottery after years of trying, said he heard that folks from near and far want to participate. He has even received messages from South Africa, Portugal, Denmark, and of course, Mexico. 

Hughes believes the turnout for the magical event will reach in the thousands, but if he's counting on the Mexicans for a big turnout, Trump may have something to say about that.

Hughes said the ritual isn't a curse nor intends to harm the President or his administration, because he fully knows that if this were the case, his magic butt would be in jail. Instead, Hughes said, it's "a way of restraining him from doing further harm," and help others feel powerful against him.

Thus far, Mr. Trump's harm has come from his nominating Neil Gorsuch, a conservative justice to the Supreme Court; defending the Constitution by upholding the immigration laws; nominating and getting confirmed for his Cabinet: Betsy DeVoss, James Mattis, John F. Kelly and others with conservative views; and undoing former socialist President Obama's executive orders.

That isn't harm; it's what presidents of opposing parties do, just like they 'clean house' of past administration people in government jobs that presidents assign.

But I digress.

Hughes practices a boatload of magical traditions including Greco-Egyptian, folk, African-allied and contemporary rituals. He is also adept at finding coins in the ears of children.

Hughes said that he will come prepared with business cards. He does parties, Christenings and Bar Mitzvahs and his fees are quite affordable.

Let's face it--Hughes hopes to clean up after this event, unlike the dirtbags at the North Dakota pipeline protest. 


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