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| Not a woman--has twigs and berries and needs a shave |
A woman is a person with XX chromosomes, a womb, a vagina and can generally have a baby. A man has XY chromosomes, a penis with testicles, and generally produces sperm that can impregnate a woman. As any four-year-old knows, "a boy has a penis and a girl has a vagina."
However, an awards ceremony in the U.K., Virgin Atlantic Attitude Awards, a man you probably heard of won the Woman of the Year award, dashing the hopes and dreams of women the world over.
"What use is it to be beautiful and also have a vagina and the correct chromosomes when a man in drag can get the award because he looks like Audrey Hepburn," a beautiful woman, sans penis, asked Brain Flushings' ace reporter, Jim Schortz.
Mulvaney, an American, is the gay guy whose face appeared on Bud Light cans and cost the company billions of dollars because the company disrespected its beer drinking patrons. The ceremony for which he won Woman of the Year was for a Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender magazine in the U.K. and Europe.
Mr. Mulvaney and his male genitalia attended the ceremony. When he accepted the award he said that it has been 560 days since he began transitioning. So when the hell is he going to have his penis and balls cut off and reshaped like a fake vagina? It's taking the grifter forever to take the mutilation plunge.
Dylan said some people “don’t see me as a woman at all,” mainly because he's a guy, which is the opposite of being a woman, in spite of winning Woman of the Year, an award in his case to celebrate his mental disorder, or at the very least, his gender scam.
The audience booed his remark about normal people seeing him as a guy in a dress with lipstick and his junk between his bandy legs.
“So, no matter how hard I try, or what I wear, or what I say, or what surgeries I get, I will never reach an acceptable version of womanhood by those hateful people’s standards,” the man named Mulvaney said. “But as long as I have the queer community that sees me for my truth, I’m going to be OK!”
If by "queer" he means "odd," as defined in the dictionary, then the odd community sees him for his truth which is not the factual truth, but the delusional one.
Schortz asked an actual woman in the audience what she thought about a man winning Woman of the Year.
"I think it's a shame," the woman, who asked to remain anonymous due to the possibility of unladylike behavior the transgender "women" in the room might extract on her said.
"There are women in politics and sports, for example, who have made great strides for womanhood and men go on to steal the limelight and the awards that go with it," she said.
"Well, you got to admit, he really knows how to put on lipstick and a dress that hides what he's got," Schortz said.
Perhaps the whole thing is a joke on us all.
